Monkey Business dating service

Frame57 · 02-22-2009, 12:24 PM

Since the dispatch of Travis the chimp it has dawned on me that we may be missing something here. I usually find that i am the one wining and dining a woman to get her affections as it were. But yet this eccentric wealthy widow was dining with travis on filet mignon and lobster tails while sipping fine wine and capping it off with a xanax or two. That was one lucky monkey until he decided to rip a woman's face off needless to say.

There must be a niche of these eccentric women in the country that enjoy monkey love. I do not understand it as i have had women comment to me that i am too hairy....? But i figure I have not met the right ones yet. So, I will buy the best monkey or chimp suit i can get get, then i will launch a "Monkey man escort service". If this venture proves successful then I can expand it and invite some of the bachelors here to invest in a monkey suit and enjoy the life of travis the chimp. Think of it gents....Lobster, filet mignon perhaps some brain chemistry altering drugs and who knows what else...

I am looking for a name for the escort service so please feel free to advise me with some ideas here...

SUBMAN1 · 02-22-2009, 12:39 PM

More proof that Kalifornia makes people brains turn to mush.

-S

Frame57 · 02-22-2009, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

More proof that Kalifornia makes people brains turn to mush.

-S

Hey! Anyway to make a buck...

nikimcbee · 02-22-2009, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Frame57

There must be a niche of these eccentric women in the country that enjoy monkey love. I do not understand it as i have had women comment to me that i am too hairy....? But i figure I have not met the right ones yet. So, I will buy the best monkey or chimp suit i can get get, then i will launch a "Monkey man escort service".

I'll let Jim answer that question.

how 'bout: "Gone Bunannas."

Just think of the fantasy roleplay you could do?

you could re-enact all of the Planet of the Apes.

nikimcbee · 02-22-2009, 12:55 PM

Hold the phone! Neal keeps running those dating service ads.... You guys could probably work something out.

find Simian luv at subsim.com

Frame57 · 02-22-2009, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

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Originally Posted by Frame57

There must be a niche of these eccentric women in the country that enjoy monkey love. I do not understand it as i have had women comment to me that i am too hairy....? But i figure I have not met the right ones yet. So, I will buy the best monkey or chimp suit i can get get, then i will launch a "Monkey man escort service".

I'll let Jim answer that question.

how 'bout: "Gone Bunannas."

Just think of the fantasy roleplay you could do?

you could re-enact all of the Planet of the Apes.

:rotfl: Buna would like that one. I bet he may have had a pin up poster of Zira rather than Farrah....:rotfl:

SUBMAN1 · 02-22-2009, 12:59 PM

Sort of off topic, but a thought crossed my mind - animals typically can sense a bad person when they can see one. I wonder if this chimp did us all a favor by ripping that lady's face off?

-S

nikimcbee · 02-22-2009, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

Sort of off topic, but a thought crossed my mind - animals typically can sense a bad person when they can see one. I wonder if this chimp did us all a favor by ripping that lady's face off?

-S

Hey, you must be subman... You gotta pay up to play with my ladies of the jungle. That'll be $10

SUBMAN1 · 02-22-2009, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Hey, you must be subman... You gotta pay up to play with my ladies of the jungle. That'll be $10

Sorry. Fresh out of cash.

-S

nikimcbee · 02-22-2009, 01:06 PM

more of Buna'z Lay-deez...

$5.00 for half an hour.

Frame57 · 02-22-2009, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

Sort of off topic, but a thought crossed my mind - animals typically can sense a bad person when they can see one. I wonder if this chimp did us all a favor by ripping that lady's face off?

-S

I always trusted my Rotties behavior, he spelled it out plainly when he did not like someone. He was going ape**** one day and an alleged cable guy was in the yard. Turns out this was no cable guy but some slickster that was casing the house. It is possible that Travis acted because of this, but it seems that animal behavior specialist seem to think he acted out of jealousy believe it or not. Which definitely leads me to believe that psycho woman was doing the banana dance with Buna I mean Travis...

Frame57 · 02-22-2009, 01:08 PM

Nik where do you get these.....:rotfl:

Frame57 · 02-22-2009, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Hey, you must be subman... You gotta pay up to play with my ladies of the jungle. That'll be $10

Sorry. Fresh out of cash.

-S

Bananas are acceptable legal tender

nikimcbee · 02-22-2009, 01:16 PM

On a serious note (really), they did a TV show about women who still have the urge to parent but don't want kids, so they get one of those spider monkeys. They are cute when they are babies, but they can become seriously psycotic when the grow up. People forget these are wild animals and not human children. (wait is there a difference between the two

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nikimcbee · 02-22-2009, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Frame57

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Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Hey, you must be subman... You gotta pay up to play with my ladies of the jungle. That'll be $10

Sorry. Fresh out of cash.

-S

Bananas are acceptable legal tender

Bah, I can't find a "monkey lawyer" picture

. You beat me to it.

02-22-2009, 12:24 PM	#1
Frame57 Sea Lord Join Date: May 2008 Location: 1300 feet on the crapper Posts: 1,872 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Monkey Business dating service Since the dispatch of Travis the chimp it has dawned on me that we may be missing something here. I usually find that i am the one wining and dining a woman to get her affections as it were. But yet this eccentric wealthy widow was dining with travis on filet mignon and lobster tails while sipping fine wine and capping it off with a xanax or two. That was one lucky monkey until he decided to rip a woman's face off needless to say. There must be a niche of these eccentric women in the country that enjoy monkey love. I do not understand it as i have had women comment to me that i am too hairy....? But i figure I have not met the right ones yet. So, I will buy the best monkey or chimp suit i can get get, then i will launch a "Monkey man escort service". If this venture proves successful then I can expand it and invite some of the bachelors here to invest in a monkey suit and enjoy the life of travis the chimp. Think of it gents....Lobster, filet mignon perhaps some brain chemistry altering drugs and who knows what else... I am looking for a name for the escort service so please feel free to advise me with some ideas here... __________________ "My Religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds." Albert Einstein

02-22-2009, 12:39 PM	#2
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 12,858 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	More proof that Kalifornia makes people brains turn to mush. -S __________________

02-22-2009, 12:55 PM	#5
nikimcbee War Dog Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling off Bungo Straights Posts: 14,798 Downloads: 70 Uploads: 0	Hold the phone! Neal keeps running those dating service ads.... You guys could probably work something out. find Simian luv at subsim.com __________________

02-22-2009, 12:59 PM	#7
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 12,858 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Sort of off topic, but a thought crossed my mind - animals typically can sense a bad person when they can see one. I wonder if this chimp did us all a favor by ripping that lady's face off? -S __________________

02-22-2009, 01:06 PM	#10
nikimcbee War Dog Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling off Bungo Straights Posts: 14,798 Downloads: 70 Uploads: 0	more of Buna'z Lay-deez... $5.00 for half an hour. __________________

02-22-2009, 01:08 PM	#12
Frame57 Sea Lord Join Date: May 2008 Location: 1300 feet on the crapper Posts: 1,872 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Nik where do you get these.....:rotfl: __________________ "My Religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds." Albert Einstein

02-22-2009, 01:16 PM	#14
nikimcbee War Dog Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling off Bungo Straights Posts: 14,798 Downloads: 70 Uploads: 0	On a serious note (really), they did a TV show about women who still have the urge to parent but don't want kids, so they get one of those spider monkeys. They are cute when they are babies, but they can become seriously psycotic when the grow up. People forget these are wild animals and not human children. (wait is there a difference between the two ) __________________

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