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02-05-2009, 10:46 AM
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I was driving home the other day and some Gal in a old VW bug had a bumper sticker that said, "Proud owner of a Vagina". I cracked up a bit and then noticed she looked reasonably attractive so I pulled up beside her and tooted the horn to get her attention. When she rolled down her window I asked her, "Is it for sale?". Guess not as she sped off flipping me the birdie...
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02-05-2009, 10:59 AM
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You sir have earned my great admiration and respect for the day.
well played
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02-05-2009, 11:08 AM
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02-05-2009, 11:13 AM
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02-05-2009, 01:26 PM
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02-05-2009, 03:54 PM
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Probably. I read a news story a while back about some state DMV going back and getting a tag they'd issued to a guy a while before. Apparently they got some complaints about his tag that read GOTMILF.
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02-05-2009, 06:39 PM
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Reminds me of the 'assman' episode of Sienfeld.
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02-06-2009, 11:29 AM
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Sea Lord
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Another dumb one I saw said, "It will be a great day when our schools have enough money to educate our kids and the Air Force has to have a bake sale to buy a bomb"
Now, I am all for education, but if this nitwit had her way and things were as she wishes, her kids would be educated by foreigners.
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