Crusty Old Biker

SUBMAN1 · 01-18-2009, 07:39 PM

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $500.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'

'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs? ''Yes", she smiles and purrs, "I sure am".

The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands real good cause I want a cheeseburger.

NEON DEON · 01-18-2009, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $500.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'

'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs? ''Yes", she smiles and purrs, "I sure am".

The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands real good cause I want a cheeseburger.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

AVGWarhawk · 01-19-2009, 11:40 AM

That is a good one

Reece · 01-19-2009, 10:12 PM

:rotfl::rotfl:Love that one Subman!!! The old biker is not only crusty but wise!!

kiwi_2005 · 01-20-2009, 08:15 AM

:rotfl::rotfl:

Digital_Trucker · 01-20-2009, 08:38 AM

Didn't see that one coming (no pun intended)

Good one

FIREWALL · 01-20-2009, 11:08 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

HunterICX · 01-20-2009, 12:06 PM

:rotfl: Nice!

HunterICX

Jimbuna · 01-20-2009, 02:56 PM

Nice one Sub

01-18-2009, 07:39 PM	#1
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 12,858 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Crusty Old Biker A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $2.50 HAMBURGER: $2.25 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50 HAND JOB: $500.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. 'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?' 'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs? ''Yes", she smiles and purrs, "I sure am". The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands real good cause I want a cheeseburger. __________________

01-19-2009, 11:40 AM	#3
AVGWarhawk Buick Driver Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 23,435 Downloads: 50 Uploads: 0	That is a good one __________________ Be alert. The world needs more alerts.

01-19-2009, 10:12 PM	#4
Reece Korvettekapitän zur See Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 16,715 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl:Love that one Subman!!! The old biker is not only crusty but wise!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!* Download: http://hosted.filefront.com/Reecek

01-20-2009, 08:15 AM	#5
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01-20-2009, 08:38 AM	#6
Digital_Trucker Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Peach State Posts: 4,150 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 7	Didn't see that one coming (no pun intended) Good one __________________ RSM-GIEP-Killflags-LV Tribute-Playable Elco __Peace be with you, Dave.

01-20-2009, 11:08 AM	#7
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01-20-2009, 12:06 PM	#8
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