They fired, the other ducked..

Here's a joke..

When the British fired the Germans ducked.
When the Germans fired the British ducked.
When the Americans fired everyone ducked.

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When the British fired the Japanese ducked.
When the Japanese fired the British ducked.
When the Americans fired both British & Japanese ducked.
When the Germans fired everyone ducked.


Anyone think they can start another one like this? Doesn't have to be about shooting & ducking. Think of something else and post it here!