The Base Bar - Page 5

HunterICX · 06-30-2007, 04:11 AM

*HunterICX steps in the bar, his clothing is torn apart. and holds the onboard gun of the HE-111 in his hand*

Blast those brits!
especially that crazy pilot named Kratos!
I was doingz zthe bombingz mizzion to bombz ze alliez coastal defenzes in my new map...and whatz do I getz...A hawker Tempest! zhooting at me...but that waznt bad I shot his engine and he was failing...butz whatz does zthe crazy brit do...he uses his wings to cut my tail off!

*HunterICX spots kratos in the far end hiding quikly behind the magazine*

You!!! you...you....wanna have a beer?

:rotfl:

Dowly · 06-30-2007, 07:14 AM

*Dowly steps in to the bar, his eyes are blurry and words out of his mouth are just a mess of letters*

- Sho, oure Krathos ish finall' shtarting tzo learn thze thriks? Ghood worlks, mhatey! Rhound on meh!

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Seems like Kratos is kicking the crap out of ya. :p

If I'm not too drunk tonight, I just might pop in to TS and let him practice on getting out of a burning plane as quickly as possible.

Kratos · 06-30-2007, 08:16 AM

Kratos lifts head from behind the magazine and says "why not old chap, mines a scotch" :rotfl:

HunterICX · 06-30-2007, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

Seems like Kratos is kicking the crap out of ya. :p

If I'm not too drunk tonight, I just might pop in to TS and let him practice on getting out of a burning plane as quickly as possible.

are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Jimbuna · 06-30-2007, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HunterICX

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

Seems like Kratos is kicking the crap out of ya. :p

If I'm not too drunk tonight, I just might pop in to TS and let him practice on getting out of a burning plane as quickly as possible.

are you thinking what I'm thinking?

He aint called Kratos (God of War) for nothing :rotfl:

Chock · 06-30-2007, 08:24 PM

Chock walks into the bar and hurls the magnetos from a pair of Junkers Jumo 211F engines at the optics on the bar, smashing a Curacao bottle and showering the barman with sticky blue liquid.

Chock

STEED · 07-01-2007, 06:44 AM

STEED kicks down the door. "Listen up you Nazi pigs your loosing the war and the men and I think your leader is a poof".

"VODKA FOR MY MEN AND SNAP TO IT YOU DOG, WE GOT TO GET BACK IN TO ACTION OVER L'VOV".

Jimbuna · 07-01-2007, 07:31 AM

....and Hunter says in a shy wistful voice..."Do you mind if I just have a shandy" ?

Kratos · 07-01-2007, 08:42 AM

'' and can i have some lemonade in that'' says Hunter:p
and the steward of the bar SHOUTS VERY LOUD ''getthese damn cigarrettes stubbed out dont you know theres a no smoking ban on now

.
He might have forgotten all about it , but that Chock put him in a bad mood by drowning him in curacao

Jimbuna · 07-01-2007, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kratos

'' and can i have some lemonade in that'' says Hunter:p
and the steward of the bar SHOUTS VERY LOUD ''getthese damn cigarrettes stubbed out dont you know theres a no smoking ban on now

.
He might have forgotten all about it , but that Chock put him in a bad mood by drowning him in curacao

I might of known that's how you'd respond :rotfl:

Dowly · 07-01-2007, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HunterICX

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

Seems like Kratos is kicking the crap out of ya. :p

If I'm not too drunk tonight, I just might pop in to TS and let him practice on getting out of a burning plane as quickly as possible.

are you thinking what I'm thinking?

That Keira Knightley should really get to her senses and marry me? :hmm:

STEED · 07-01-2007, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kratos

the steward of the bar SHOUTS VERY LOUD ''getthese damn cigarrettes stubbed out dont you know theres a no smoking ban on now

.

HunterIXC turns around saying "Screw you." Then lights up his big fat cigar and rips up the no smoking signs.

Chock · 07-01-2007, 01:12 PM

Chock uses the remnants of a no smoking sign to get a light off a candle and then spark up his cigarette...

Chock

HunterICX · 07-02-2007, 05:08 AM

*HunterICX puts his muddy boots up the table, picks his service gun and shoots the bottle of lemonade to pieces*

give me a Warsteiner (german beer)

Steed, you need to fight harder and kick those allies back to sea germany is bombed but we intercepted that they are going to bomb our bar tommorow!

we cannot allow them to bomb our bar can we!

Oberon · 07-02-2007, 06:19 AM

*An 8,000lb blockbuster bomb falls through the roof and lands behind the bar sending the barkeep running for cover.*

Oberon: "Ooooh...free drinks all!!"

06-30-2007, 04:11 AM	#61
HunterICX LoLWaffe Moderator Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 9,471 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	HunterICX steps in the bar, his clothing is torn apart. and holds the onboard gun of the HE-111 in his hand Blast those brits! especially that crazy pilot named Kratos! I was doingz zthe bombingz mizzion to bombz ze alliez coastal defenzes in my new map...and whatz do I getz...A hawker Tempest! zhooting at me...but that waznt bad I shot his engine and he was failing...butz whatz does zthe crazy brit do...he uses his wings to cut my tail off! HunterICX spots kratos in the far end hiding quikly behind the magazine You!!! you...you....wanna have a beer? :rotfl: __________________ Join the Official Subsim Steam Group, click Here!

06-30-2007, 07:14 AM	#62
Dowly Boobmeister Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: On a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. PERKELE! Posts: 21,110 Downloads: 15 Uploads: 0	Dowly steps in to the bar, his eyes are blurry and words out of his mouth are just a mess of letters - Sho, oure Krathos ish finall' shtarting tzo learn thze thriks? Ghood worlks, mhatey! Rhound on meh! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seems like Kratos is kicking the crap out of ya. :p If I'm not too drunk tonight, I just might pop in to TS and let him practice on getting out of a burning plane as quickly as possible. __________________

06-30-2007, 08:24 PM	#66
Chock Sea Lord Join Date: May 2005 Location: Under a thermal layer in chilly Olde England Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Chock walks into the bar and hurls the magnetos from a pair of Junkers Jumo 211F engines at the optics on the bar, smashing a Curacao bottle and showering the barman with sticky blue liquid. Chock __________________

07-01-2007, 06:44 AM	#67
STEED Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Republic of STEED Posts: 15,883 Downloads: 56 Uploads: 36	STEED kicks down the door. "Listen up you Nazi pigs your loosing the war and the men and I think your leader is a poof". "VODKA FOR MY MEN AND SNAP TO IT YOU DOG, WE GOT TO GET BACK IN TO ACTION OVER L'VOV". __________________ STEEDS U-BOAT SKINS & LITTLE MODS New Link> http://www.gamefront.com/files/user/STEED1984 *My U-Boat Skins now on SubSims.* Trust nothing Central Banks the IMF & Bank of England & your local Bank say. Question everything they say..Don't sit back and go along with it, Ponzi is the name & Ponzi is the game.

07-01-2007, 07:31 AM	#68
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 82,573 Downloads: 42 Uploads: 8	....and Hunter says in a shy wistful voice..."Do you mind if I just have a shandy" ? __________________ Stop following me...I'm lost!! GWX3.0 Download Page http://www.mediafire.com/myfiles.php?r=nkjkl#j35rkcr24g8d2 GWX Website/Home Page Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) http://www.subsim.com/subsim_files/gwx_donation1207.php

06-30-2007, 08:16 AM	#63
Kratos Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,269 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Kratos lifts head from behind the magazine and says "why not old chap, mines a scotch" :rotfl:

07-01-2007, 08:42 AM	#69
Kratos Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,269 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	'' and can i have some lemonade in that'' says Hunter:p and the steward of the bar SHOUTS VERY LOUD ''getthese damn cigarrettes stubbed out dont you know theres a no smoking ban on now . He might have forgotten all about it , but that Chock put him in a bad mood by drowning him in curacao

07-01-2007, 01:12 PM	#73
Chock Sea Lord Join Date: May 2005 Location: Under a thermal layer in chilly Olde England Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Chock uses the remnants of a no smoking sign to get a light off a candle and then spark up his cigarette... Chock __________________

07-02-2007, 05:08 AM	#74
HunterICX LoLWaffe Moderator Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 9,471 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	HunterICX puts his muddy boots up the table, picks his service gun and shoots the bottle of lemonade to pieces give me a Warsteiner (german beer) Steed, you need to fight harder and kick those allies back to sea germany is bombed but we intercepted that they are going to bomb our bar tommorow! we cannot allow them to bomb our bar can we! __________________ Join the Official Subsim Steam Group, click Here!

07-02-2007, 06:19 AM	#75
Oberon Midshipman Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Suffolk, UK Posts: 16,874 Downloads: 59 Uploads: 20	An 8,000lb blockbuster bomb falls through the roof and lands behind the bar sending the barkeep running for cover. Oberon: "Ooooh...free drinks all!!" __________________

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