The Captains bunk?

Enchanter · 01-09-2007, 11:31 AM

Well, the gramophone thread grew a life of it's own,

but now my next brain tickler. Anyone have clue what the actual point of the Captains bed is?

Abd_von_Mumit · 01-09-2007, 11:34 AM

To rest I think.

And to invite the ladies if there were some on any sunk merchant ship you have taken the rescuees from. Isn't every Kriegsmarine officer a gentleman? (in a Germanic style, of course, not English-Schmienglisch!

).

AVGWarhawk · 01-09-2007, 11:36 AM

Where else am I to store my Playboy magazines/cigars/booze?

mookiemookie · 01-09-2007, 11:38 AM

If you're using GWX, look under the bed.

danlisa · 01-09-2007, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mookiemookie

If you're using GWX, look under the bed.

No chance, there be monsters under there.

:rotfl:

AVGWarhawk · 01-09-2007, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danlisa

Quote:

Originally Posted by mookiemookie

If you're using GWX, look under the bed.

No chance, there be monsters under there.

:rotfl:

Yeah, I saw eyes staring right back at me.....might have been the cat:hmm:

Abd_von_Mumit · 01-09-2007, 12:05 PM

In Polish we have a joke about officer's bed (a word-play I'll try to translate):
— What does an officer have under his bed?
— An officer has to clean up under his bed, sir!

And another one, impossible to translate, but I'll try to explain… It's just so funny:
— An officer looks under his bed in the morning and what does he see?
— His 'morning shoes', sir! [those you put on when awaken and going to bath or so.]
But the second sentence means literally also:
— His shoes wounded, sir!

Iron Budokan · 01-09-2007, 12:24 PM

If you pull back the covers on the bed you'll find an Easter Egg.

Iron Budokan · 01-09-2007, 12:25 PM

And if you play chicken with a DD at flank speed they'll always get out of your way.

danurve · 01-09-2007, 12:39 PM

It's a Fart Muffler

AVGWarhawk · 01-09-2007, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danurve

It's a Fart Muffler

Is the related to silent running?

Jimbuna · 01-09-2007, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iron Budokan

If you pull back the covers on the bed you'll find an Easter Egg.

and a pair of pyjamas

melnibonian · 01-09-2007, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Quote:

Originally Posted by danurve

It's a Fart Muffler

Is the related to silent running?

you can be silent or you can run. Your choice

Elder-Pirate · 01-09-2007, 01:08 PM

Under my bed are still a couple cases of "Becks". If you drank all of yours, tough s---. You can't have mine.

melnibonian · 01-09-2007, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elder-Pirate

Under my bed are still a couple cases of "Becks". If you drank all of yours, tough s---. You can't have mine.

No sharing then

Oh well we'll get ours see if we care. We'll call the Navy Dudes and have a Party on our own without inviting you. That will teach you. You will miss all the fun

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

01-09-2007, 11:31 AM	#1
Enchanter Bosun Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: South Africa Posts: 64 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	The Captains bunk? Well, the gramophone thread grew a life of it's own, but now my next brain tickler. Anyone have clue what the actual point of the Captains bed is? __________________ Hasta la wookie...baby.

01-09-2007, 11:36 AM	#3
AVGWarhawk Buick Driver Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 23,435 Downloads: 50 Uploads: 0	Where else am I to store my Playboy magazines/cigars/booze? __________________ Be alert. The world needs more alerts.

01-09-2007, 11:38 AM	#4
mookiemookie I should buy a boat. Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,241 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 1	If you're using GWX, look under the bed. __________________ They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. Want more U-boat Kaleun portraits for your SH3 Commander Profiles? Download the SH3 Commander Portrait Pack here.

01-09-2007, 12:24 PM	#8
Iron Budokan Sea Lord Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,772 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	If you pull back the covers on the bed you'll find an Easter Egg. __________________ "You will take on England wherever you find her ships, and you will break her power at sea." --Iron Coffins, Herbert A. Werner http://kennethmarkhoover.com

01-09-2007, 12:25 PM	#9
Iron Budokan Sea Lord Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,772 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	And if you play chicken with a DD at flank speed they'll always get out of your way. __________________ "You will take on England wherever you find her ships, and you will break her power at sea." --Iron Coffins, Herbert A. Werner http://kennethmarkhoover.com

01-09-2007, 11:34 AM	#2
Abd_von_Mumit The Old Man Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Warszawa, Polska Posts: 1,457 Downloads: 46 Uploads: 4	To rest I think. And to invite the ladies if there were some on any sunk merchant ship you have taken the rescuees from. Isn't every Kriegsmarine officer a gentleman? (in a Germanic style, of course, not English-Schmienglisch! ).

01-09-2007, 12:05 PM	#7
Abd_von_Mumit The Old Man Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Warszawa, Polska Posts: 1,457 Downloads: 46 Uploads: 4	In Polish we have a joke about officer's bed (a word-play I'll try to translate): — What does an officer have under his bed? — An officer has to clean up under his bed, sir! And another one, impossible to translate, but I'll try to explain… It's just so funny: — An officer looks under his bed in the morning and what does he see? — His 'morning shoes', sir! [those you put on when awaken and going to bath or so.] But the second sentence means literally also: — His shoes wounded, sir!

01-09-2007, 12:39 PM	#10
danurve The Old Man Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 1,502 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 3	It's a Fart Muffler __________________

01-09-2007, 01:08 PM	#14
Elder-Pirate The Old Man Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Morris, Illinois USA Posts: 1,528 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	Under my bed are still a couple cases of "Becks". If you drank all of yours, tough s---. You can't have mine. __________________

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