Lolwaffles Afrika!

Oberon · 06-19-09, 05:35 PM

Welcome to the Desert, aka Hunters place.

Erwin Rommel and his Afrika Korps are smashing their way through to Egypt, and the glorious Lolwaffles have been sent back in time to help them!

Rommel: So Stefan, what is this glorious staffel we're receiving?
Frölich: Err...they're called the Lolwaffles, Herr Rommel
Rommel: This is an in-joke, right?
Frölich: Erm...

Hunter: Schiesse, this is hot!
Schroeder: It is hot in Africa
Hunter: Shut up Smartarse!
Red Max: Hey, they've given us G2s!
Oberon: G2s? Decent aircraft? Is Goring feeling alright?

Mission One:
Escort He-111s on a bombing mission to Malta, elite Spitfire pilots from the Battle of Britain are to be expected.

Schroeder: Spitfires on the runway! ALLAH ACKBAR! *kaboom*
Task Force: Wrong airforce, gak, there goes my engine
Red Max: Achtung Spitfire!

Oberon: I thought these guys were supposed to be Battle of Britain veterans....
Red Max: They are
Oberon: Then they should know not to fly straight and level in a combat zone for longer than ten seconds!!!

Mission Two:
Fw-190s and Bf-109G2s on a ground attack.

Task Force: What does this button do?
Hunter: GAK!
Task Force: GAK!

Oberon: Hey Schroeder, catch this!

Schroeder: Right, you're in for it now...
Oberon: GAK!

Rommel: We're doomed....

PROPAGANDA / VIDEOS

http://s243.photobucket.com/albums/f...flesAfrika.flv

06-19-09, 05:35 PM	#1
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Lolwaffles Afrika! *Welcome to the Desert, aka Hunters place.* Erwin Rommel and his Afrika Korps are smashing their way through to Egypt, and the glorious Lolwaffles have been sent back in time to help them! Rommel: So Stefan, what is this glorious staffel we're receiving? Frölich: Err...they're called the Lolwaffles, Herr Rommel Rommel: This is an in-joke, right? Frölich: Erm... Hunter: Schiesse, this is hot! Schroeder: It is hot in Africa Hunter: Shut up Smartarse! Red Max: Hey, they've given us G2s! Oberon: G2s? Decent aircraft? Is Goring feeling alright? *Mission One:* Escort He-111s on a bombing mission to Malta, elite Spitfire pilots from the Battle of Britain are to be expected. Schroeder: Spitfires on the runway! ALLAH ACKBAR! *kaboom* Task Force: Wrong airforce, gak, there goes my engine Red Max: Achtung Spitfire! Oberon: I thought these guys were supposed to be Battle of Britain veterans.... Red Max: They are Oberon: Then they should know not to fly straight and level in a combat zone for longer than ten seconds!!! *Mission Two:* Fw-190s and Bf-109G2s on a ground attack. Task Force: What does this button do? Hunter: GAK! Task Force: GAK! Oberon: Hey Schroeder, catch this! Schroeder: Right, you're in for it now... Oberon: GAK! Rommel: We're doomed.... PROPAGANDA / VIDEOS http://s243.photobucket.com/albums/f...flesAfrika.flv Last edited by HunterICX; 06-21-09 at 11:11 AM.