Lolwaffles: Kuban Bridge Crisis

Oberon · 05-09-09, 01:45 PM

Freshly transferred from their triumph against the Allies in Sicily, the Lolwaffles now find themselves against the Soviet hordes trying to push the embattered German army back into the Black Sea, or are the Germans pushing the Soviets back into the Black Sea, High Command was not so sure.

General: Mein Fuhrer, ze map is upside down...
Hitler: NEIN! It is ze vorld vich is upside down!!

Videos:
LoLwaffles: HunterICX Lost Flight Footage

LoLwaffles: Kuban Bridge Crisis

Lolwaffles - Goering's comedians of the sky

Most of them arrived by uboat, shipped secretly through the Bosporus, traumatised by spending several weeks locked up in a confined space....with Schroeder, however Hunter, who was working on his Motorcycle licence, wisely, decided to go by road.

He arrived on time, although his first complaint was the heat:

Once they had settled in and found the latrines, Schultz arrived and unveiled their aircraft, some Heinkels with no bombs, 110s...with no bombs, and the infamous G6!

On the first mission, the group took off and found that the ebil Communists (TM) had outsourced the VVF to the British and Americans, with IL2s in USAAF markings and P-51s thrown into the mix, mass confusion and destruction ensued.
The second mission was a recon mission to observe a strange Soviet construction, Oberon climbed into the back of Hunters 110 and made 99 red balloons into 98.

The strange Soviet construction was soon revealed to be a series of land bridges, with some tanks around it, the tanks were strafed and anti-air defences removed and a return to base began. Oberon resisted the urge to make 98 red balloons 97.
The Third mission started twice, the first went horrendously wrong when Oberon met a 109 coming the other way down the same runway he was taking off from. Schultz was duly summoned and a second attempt was made. This time Red Max stayed at base and played a selection of patriotic songs from the wireless over the radio, part aiding in morale, part jamming the squadron frequencies. Task Force snuck into the rear gunner position of Oberons 110, after Schroeder made beckoning gestures and tried to lure him into his aircraft with candy.
Although, perhaps Task Force would have been better to have risked his life in Schroeders hands as he found out why so few people fly Oberon Air.
After flying through the center of a 109 formation, Oberon dove on the Land Bridge, exceeding 650km/h, due to the shaking he was concerned something might have fallen off, but the only thing that left the aircraft was Task Forces lunch. A flak-truck and two armoured cars were slain but one of them managed to heavily wound Task Force who saw the world through a thick red mist as Oberon flew at Oleg tree level back to base before the Mustangskis came down to play.

Schroeder · 05-09-09, 02:52 PM

That sums it up.

XabbaRus · 05-09-09, 03:56 PM

Sorry I bailed after mission three first attempt.

Needed sleep. At least I managed to down a Mustang in mission number 2.

HunterICX · 05-10-09, 08:29 AM

Great read as usual Oberon,

Campaign thread stickied and I've editted the 1st post with the score of the first couple of missions which soon I will replace with the scoreboard I used in the Sicily campaign.

HunterICX

Dowly · 05-10-09, 08:54 AM

When the hell did we fly in Siciliy?

HunterICX · 05-10-09, 08:59 AM

I think you where playing WWIIOL back then

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=148042

HunterICX

Dowly · 05-10-09, 09:10 AM

Ah, that explains it then.

Oberon · 05-10-09, 01:35 PM

Speaking of Sicily, how is the compilation video for that campaign going?

Task Force · 05-10-09, 01:39 PM

lol, yea. hows the video comeing along.

HunterICX · 05-10-09, 03:05 PM

you really want to know?
its a Reich secret you know.

but here's a small peek into the depth of our secrets.

Doc. No-17.0056

Offender: HunterICX, A Dutch Brainless LoLwaffle pilot
Offence: deleted the IL2 Sturmovik 1946 UI 1.0 folder on a HDD space saving day.
Object lost: shortly after deletion he came to notice he had something in there of great value.
aprox 25 - 35 tracks for the GWK (Goebels Wochenshau Kanal)

DU SCHWEINHUND!!!

Offender will have to present himself in front of Freisler's court after his duty in the Kuban campaign.

HunterICX

Kratos · 05-10-09, 03:22 PM

HeHe and hears me thinking i'm the only silly sod that does things like that

Oberon · 05-10-09, 04:44 PM

You daft bugger

:rotfl:

XabbaRus · 05-10-09, 05:15 PM

Well it's not like we can't repeat anything we haven't done before.

lolwaffles, gulagwaffles, teawaffles. It all ends the same way with broken planes and big fireballs.

HunterICX · 05-10-09, 07:20 PM

LoLwaffles: HunterICX Lost Flight Footage

HunterICX

Kptlt. Neuerburg · 05-10-09, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HunterICX

LoLwaffles: HunterICX Lost Flight Footage

HunterICX

Uh ohs your in it now!!:rotfl:

05-09-09, 01:45 PM	#1
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Lolwaffles: Kuban Bridge Crisis Freshly transferred from their triumph against the Allies in Sicily, the Lolwaffles now find themselves against the Soviet hordes trying to push the embattered German army back into the Black Sea, or are the Germans pushing the Soviets back into the Black Sea, High Command was not so sure. General: Mein Fuhrer, ze map is upside down... Hitler: NEIN! It is ze vorld vich is upside down!! Videos: LoLwaffles: HunterICX Lost Flight Footage *LoLwaffles: Kuban Bridge Crisis* Lolwaffles - Goering's comedians of the sky Most of them arrived by uboat, shipped secretly through the Bosporus, traumatised by spending several weeks locked up in a confined space....with Schroeder, however Hunter, who was working on his Motorcycle licence, wisely, decided to go by road. He arrived on time, although his first complaint was the heat: Once they had settled in and found the latrines, Schultz arrived and unveiled their aircraft, some Heinkels with no bombs, 110s...with no bombs, and the infamous G6! On the first mission, the group took off and found that the ebil Communists (TM) had outsourced the VVF to the British and Americans, with IL2s in USAAF markings and P-51s thrown into the mix, mass confusion and destruction ensued. The second mission was a recon mission to observe a strange Soviet construction, Oberon climbed into the back of Hunters 110 and made 99 red balloons into 98. The strange Soviet construction was soon revealed to be a series of land bridges, with some tanks around it, the tanks were strafed and anti-air defences removed and a return to base began. Oberon resisted the urge to make 98 red balloons 97. The Third mission started twice, the first went horrendously wrong when Oberon met a 109 coming the other way down the same runway he was taking off from. Schultz was duly summoned and a second attempt was made. This time Red Max stayed at base and played a selection of patriotic songs from the wireless over the radio, part aiding in morale, part jamming the squadron frequencies. Task Force snuck into the rear gunner position of Oberons 110, after Schroeder made beckoning gestures and tried to lure him into his aircraft with candy. Although, perhaps Task Force would have been better to have risked his life in Schroeders hands as he found out why so few people fly Oberon Air. After flying through the center of a 109 formation, Oberon dove on the Land Bridge, exceeding 650km/h, due to the shaking he was concerned something might have fallen off, but the only thing that left the aircraft was Task Forces lunch. A flak-truck and two armoured cars were slain but one of them managed to heavily wound Task Force who saw the world through a thick red mist as Oberon flew at Oleg tree level back to base before the Mustangskis came down to play. Last edited by HunterICX; 05-26-09 at 03:53 AM.

05-09-09, 02:52 PM	#2
Schroeder Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Banana Republic of Germany Posts: 6,170 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	That sums it up. __________________ Putting Germ back into Germany.

05-09-09, 03:56 PM	#3
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Sorry I bailed after mission three first attempt. Needed sleep. At least I managed to down a Mustang in mission number 2. __________________

05-10-09, 08:29 AM	#4
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,749 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Great read as usual Oberon, Campaign thread stickied and I've editted the 1st post with the score of the first couple of missions which soon I will replace with the scoreboard I used in the Sicily campaign. HunterICX __________________

05-10-09, 08:59 AM	#6
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,749 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	I think you where playing WWIIOL back then http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=148042 HunterICX __________________

05-10-09, 08:54 AM	#5
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,004 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	When the hell did we fly in Siciliy?

05-10-09, 09:10 AM	#7
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,004 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Ah, that explains it then.

05-10-09, 01:35 PM	#8
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Speaking of Sicily, how is the compilation video for that campaign going?

05-10-09, 01:39 PM	#9
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	lol, yea. hows the video comeing along. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

05-10-09, 03:05 PM	#10
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,749 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	you really want to know? its a Reich secret you know. but here's a small peek into the depth of our secrets. Doc. No-17.0056 Offender: HunterICX, A Dutch Brainless LoLwaffle pilot Offence: deleted the IL2 Sturmovik 1946 UI 1.0 folder on a HDD space saving day. Object lost: shortly after deletion he came to notice he had something in there of great value. aprox 25 - 35 tracks for the GWK (Goebels Wochenshau Kanal) DU SCHWEINHUND!!! Offender will have to present himself in front of Freisler's court after his duty in the Kuban campaign. HunterICX __________________ Last edited by HunterICX; 05-10-09 at 04:41 PM.

05-10-09, 03:22 PM	#11
Kratos Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,267 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	HeHe and hears me thinking i'm the only silly sod that does things like that __________________

05-10-09, 04:44 PM	#12
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	You daft bugger :rotfl:

05-10-09, 05:15 PM	#13
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Well it's not like we can't repeat anything we haven't done before. lolwaffles, gulagwaffles, teawaffles. It all ends the same way with broken planes and big fireballs. __________________

05-10-09, 07:20 PM	#14
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,749 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	LoLwaffles: HunterICX Lost Flight Footage HunterICX __________________