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HunterICX · 12-02-09, 07:35 AM

Is that so, I didn't hear Raptor giving you the permission to use it!

HA A NEW TRIAL!

BEGIN!

Comrade Commisar Raptor1, would you please tell which crimes Comrade Schroeder committed against the Motherland and our beloved People's greatest Leader Marshal Stalin!

HunterICX

Raptor1 · 12-02-09, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Raptor1

Schroeder, you can have the honor, I'm still out of ammo.

Proof that I did!

Comrade Marshal HunterICX, the Особое совещание при НКВД СССР has found you guilty of counter-revolutionary doubting of a statement of a General Commisar of the NKVD, how do you plead?

Oberon · 12-02-09, 09:00 AM

And I accuse YOU comrade Raptor of keeping the tools from the hands of the workers, deliberately sabotaging the war effort through the withholding of vital equipment!

Your hammer could have built a hundred T-34s!

Raptor1 · 12-02-09, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

And I accuse YOU comrade Raptor of keeping the tools from the hands of the workers, deliberately sabotaging the war effort through the withholding of vital equipment!

Your hammer could have built a hundred T-34s!

Nope, if the hammer had not been used to crush the counter-revolutionaries, they would've sabotaged the construction of many thousands of T-34s.

Don't forget that it is the people's justice that allows the people's tanks to destroy the fascists!

Oberon · 12-02-09, 10:10 AM

But surely comrade, if we did not have the peoples tanks to defend the peoples justice, then the peoples justice could not defend the peoples tanks so that they could crush the fascists? Therefore your hammer is still classed as a tool of the working class and as such should be used by the working class to build tools to defend themselves with!

HunterICX · 12-02-09, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Raptor1

Proof that I did!

Comrade Marshal HunterICX, the Особое совещание при НКВД СССР has found you guilty of counter-revolutionary doubting of a statement of a General Commisar of the NKVD, how do you plead?

Not Guilty and I Object!

Comrade Schroeder used our people's symbol to have the blood of a counter-revolutionary to be all over it?! Dishonarable and a dark moment for the People's Party.

we have many methods to execute the traitors and counter-revolutionaries but they shall never contain our pride the Hammer and Sickle.

So are you telling the people, Comrade Raptor...that you ALLOW executioners to execute traitors and counter-revolutionaries with Hammers and Sickles? if so I would have to sign a order for your resignation of the Party!

HunterICX
The People's Soviet Air Marshal

Schroeder · 12-02-09, 11:06 AM

What is wrong with using the very symbols of the people to protect them from counter revolutionary individuals? I say it's just the opposite of dishonourable!!!

Raptor1 · 12-02-09, 11:08 AM

The hammer is a symbol of the workers, it's use demonstrates that the people's justice is triumphant over the imperialists. If you think that a little easily cleanable fascist blood can contaminate our superior ideals, Comrade Marshal, you should reacquaint yourself with the principles of Marxist-Leninism.

Oh, and Oberon, our workers are perfectly well equipped with many millions of hammers produced at the Hammer factory complex in the Urals.

HunterICX · 12-02-09, 11:19 AM

Traitors and counter-revolutionaries are not allowed to touch our pride...

we have the Mosin Nagant to touch them for their treachery and counter-revolutionary actions.

The Hammer and Sickle is only to be used to contribute to a better build up of our great motherland not to have it to do the dirrty laundry of cleaning up the ones we dispose off as said above we have the Mosin Nagant for that.
and if your out of Ammo you have two other features the Mosin Nagant has thats why it the greatest Rifle.
1. Bayonet and stab him
2. the wooden butt-en just beat him to death

HunterICX

Schroeder · 12-02-09, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by HunterICX

Traitors and counter-revolutionaries are not allowed to touch our pride...

Comrade Hunter, in Soviet Russia pride touches you. So it's perfectly fine to crush our enemies using a hammer.

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we have the Mosin Nagant to touch them for their treachery and counter-revolutionary actions.

No, comrade. The Mosin is is needed at the front and therefore we have to use other means.

Raptor1 · 12-02-09, 11:32 AM

Since destruction of imperialism and counter-revolutionary elements is essential to the advancement of the people, the party and the Motherland, the Hammer is perfectly suitable for it.

As Comrade Schroeder indicated, the Mosin-Nagant, along with it's bayonets is needed to fight the fascists at the front.

SgtPotato · 12-02-09, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Raptor1

Since destruction of imperialism and counter-revolutionary elements is essential to the advancement of the people, the party and the Motherland, the Hammer is perfectly suitable for it.

As Comrade Schroeder indicated, the Mosin-Nagant, along with it's bayonets is needed to fight the fascists at the front.

What about the Sickle? What are you suppose to do with this item?

Raptor1 · 12-02-09, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by SgtPotato

What about the Sickle? What are you suppose to do with this item?

Harvesting grain crops?

Oberon · 12-02-09, 02:09 PM

Comrade Raptor, somewhere in the Rodina there is a mother who has a pram with a wheel that has fallen off, and because you are using her hammer, she cannot repair her pram, which means that her son will not be able to travel along the fine roads of the motherland and view the glorious socialist creations of the workers, it may even lead to her son becoming...a fascist! Do you really want that on your conscience?

Mr Gorba-erm...Raptor! Put down this hammer!

Raptor1 · 12-02-09, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Comrade Raptor, somewhere in the Rodina there is a mother who has a pram with a wheel that has fallen off, and because you are using her hammer, she cannot repair her pram, which means that her son will not be able to travel along the fine roads of the motherland and view the glorious socialist creations of the workers, it may even lead to her son becoming...a fascist! Do you really want that on your conscience?

Mr Gorba-erm...Raptor! Put down this hammer!

By saying there is a shortage of hammers, are you implying the people of the Soviet Union are not as well supplied and not living the plentiful lives that the party reports them to, are you saying that the party is lying and the people are poor and suffering?!

12-02-09, 07:35 AM	#121
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Is that so, I didn't hear Raptor giving you the permission to use it! HA A NEW TRIAL! BEGIN! Comrade Commisar Raptor1, would you please tell which crimes Comrade Schroeder committed against the Motherland and our beloved People's greatest Leader Marshal Stalin! HunterICX __________________

12-02-09, 11:06 AM	#127
Schroeder Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Banana Republic of Germany Posts: 6,170 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	What is wrong with using the very symbols of the people to protect them from counter revolutionary individuals? I say it's just the opposite of dishonourable!!! __________________ Putting Germ back into Germany.

12-02-09, 11:08 AM	#128
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	The hammer is a symbol of the workers, it's use demonstrates that the people's justice is triumphant over the imperialists. If you think that a little easily cleanable fascist blood can contaminate our superior ideals, Comrade Marshal, you should reacquaint yourself with the principles of Marxist-Leninism. Oh, and Oberon, our workers are perfectly well equipped with many millions of hammers produced at the Hammer factory complex in the Urals. __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

12-02-09, 11:19 AM	#129
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Traitors and counter-revolutionaries are not allowed to touch our pride... we have the Mosin Nagant to touch them for their treachery and counter-revolutionary actions. The Hammer and Sickle is only to be used to contribute to a better build up of our great motherland not to have it to do the dirrty laundry of cleaning up the ones we dispose off as said above we have the Mosin Nagant for that. and if your out of Ammo you have two other features the Mosin Nagant has thats why it the greatest Rifle. 1. Bayonet and stab him 2. the wooden butt-en just beat him to death HunterICX __________________

12-02-09, 11:32 AM	#131
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Since destruction of imperialism and counter-revolutionary elements is essential to the advancement of the people, the party and the Motherland, the Hammer is perfectly suitable for it. As Comrade Schroeder indicated, the Mosin-Nagant, along with it's bayonets is needed to fight the fascists at the front. __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

12-02-09, 09:00 AM	#123
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	And I accuse *YOU* comrade Raptor of keeping the tools from the hands of the workers, deliberately sabotaging the war effort through the withholding of vital equipment! Your hammer could have built a hundred T-34s!

12-02-09, 10:10 AM	#125
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	But surely comrade, if we did not have the peoples tanks to defend the peoples justice, then the peoples justice could not defend the peoples tanks so that they could crush the fascists? Therefore your hammer is still classed as a tool of the working class and as such should be used by the working class to build tools to defend themselves with!

12-02-09, 02:09 PM	#134
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Comrade Raptor, somewhere in the Rodina there is a mother who has a pram with a wheel that has fallen off, and because you are using her hammer, she cannot repair her pram, which means that her son will not be able to travel along the fine roads of the motherland and view the glorious socialist creations of the workers, it may even lead to her son becoming...a fascist! Do you really want that on your conscience? Mr Gorba-erm...Raptor! Put down this hammer!