SUBSIM: The Web's #1 resource for all submarine & naval simulations since 1997 |
03-19-19, 11:28 AM | #8326 | |
Sea Lord
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 1,660
Downloads: 30
Uploads: 0
|
From the Beeb
Quote:
And if this message isn't clear enough we will kick it into your skulls. Peace. Millwall Support... I guess. |
|
03-20-19, 08:47 AM | #8327 |
Chief of the Boat
|
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
03-21-19, 07:32 AM | #8328 |
Chief of the Boat
|
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
03-22-19, 06:53 AM | #8329 |
Chief of the Boat
|
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
03-23-19, 10:28 AM | #8330 |
Chief of the Boat
|
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
03-24-19, 10:56 AM | #8331 |
Chief of the Boat
|
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
03-25-19, 02:28 PM | #8332 |
Chief of the Boat
|
He who laughs last didn't get it.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
03-26-19, 06:33 AM | #8333 |
Chief of the Boat
|
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
03-27-19, 07:47 AM | #8334 |
Chief of the Boat
|
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
03-27-19, 10:10 AM | #8335 |
Sea Lord
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 1,660
Downloads: 30
Uploads: 0
|
Famous last words from customers: "You don't have time. I do so it's my time I'm spending, not yours".
|
03-28-19, 07:22 AM | #8336 |
Chief of the Boat
|
The road to success is always under construction.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
03-29-19, 06:52 AM | #8337 |
Chief of the Boat
|
I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
03-30-19, 06:37 AM | #8338 |
Chief of the Boat
|
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
03-31-19, 07:13 AM | #8339 |
Chief of the Boat
|
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
04-01-19, 11:09 AM | #8340 |
Sea Lord
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 1,660
Downloads: 30
Uploads: 0
|
First of April: The only day of the year that people critically evaluate things they read on the Internet... before accepting it as facts.
|
Tags |
random thought |
|
|