Lolwaffles: Kuban Bridge Crisis

Oberon · 05-09-09, 01:45 PM

Freshly transferred from their triumph against the Allies in Sicily, the Lolwaffles now find themselves against the Soviet hordes trying to push the embattered German army back into the Black Sea, or are the Germans pushing the Soviets back into the Black Sea, High Command was not so sure.

General: Mein Fuhrer, ze map is upside down...
Hitler: NEIN! It is ze vorld vich is upside down!!

Videos:
LoLwaffles: HunterICX Lost Flight Footage

LoLwaffles: Kuban Bridge Crisis

Lolwaffles - Goering's comedians of the sky

Most of them arrived by uboat, shipped secretly through the Bosporus, traumatised by spending several weeks locked up in a confined space....with Schroeder, however Hunter, who was working on his Motorcycle licence, wisely, decided to go by road.

He arrived on time, although his first complaint was the heat:

Once they had settled in and found the latrines, Schultz arrived and unveiled their aircraft, some Heinkels with no bombs, 110s...with no bombs, and the infamous G6!

On the first mission, the group took off and found that the ebil Communists (TM) had outsourced the VVF to the British and Americans, with IL2s in USAAF markings and P-51s thrown into the mix, mass confusion and destruction ensued.
The second mission was a recon mission to observe a strange Soviet construction, Oberon climbed into the back of Hunters 110 and made 99 red balloons into 98.

The strange Soviet construction was soon revealed to be a series of land bridges, with some tanks around it, the tanks were strafed and anti-air defences removed and a return to base began. Oberon resisted the urge to make 98 red balloons 97.
The Third mission started twice, the first went horrendously wrong when Oberon met a 109 coming the other way down the same runway he was taking off from. Schultz was duly summoned and a second attempt was made. This time Red Max stayed at base and played a selection of patriotic songs from the wireless over the radio, part aiding in morale, part jamming the squadron frequencies. Task Force snuck into the rear gunner position of Oberons 110, after Schroeder made beckoning gestures and tried to lure him into his aircraft with candy.
Although, perhaps Task Force would have been better to have risked his life in Schroeders hands as he found out why so few people fly Oberon Air.
After flying through the center of a 109 formation, Oberon dove on the Land Bridge, exceeding 650km/h, due to the shaking he was concerned something might have fallen off, but the only thing that left the aircraft was Task Forces lunch. A flak-truck and two armoured cars were slain but one of them managed to heavily wound Task Force who saw the world through a thick red mist as Oberon flew at Oleg tree level back to base before the Mustangskis came down to play.

05-09-09, 01:45 PM	#1
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Lolwaffles: Kuban Bridge Crisis Freshly transferred from their triumph against the Allies in Sicily, the Lolwaffles now find themselves against the Soviet hordes trying to push the embattered German army back into the Black Sea, or are the Germans pushing the Soviets back into the Black Sea, High Command was not so sure. General: Mein Fuhrer, ze map is upside down... Hitler: NEIN! It is ze vorld vich is upside down!! Videos: LoLwaffles: HunterICX Lost Flight Footage *LoLwaffles: Kuban Bridge Crisis* Lolwaffles - Goering's comedians of the sky Most of them arrived by uboat, shipped secretly through the Bosporus, traumatised by spending several weeks locked up in a confined space....with Schroeder, however Hunter, who was working on his Motorcycle licence, wisely, decided to go by road. He arrived on time, although his first complaint was the heat: Once they had settled in and found the latrines, Schultz arrived and unveiled their aircraft, some Heinkels with no bombs, 110s...with no bombs, and the infamous G6! On the first mission, the group took off and found that the ebil Communists (TM) had outsourced the VVF to the British and Americans, with IL2s in USAAF markings and P-51s thrown into the mix, mass confusion and destruction ensued. The second mission was a recon mission to observe a strange Soviet construction, Oberon climbed into the back of Hunters 110 and made 99 red balloons into 98. The strange Soviet construction was soon revealed to be a series of land bridges, with some tanks around it, the tanks were strafed and anti-air defences removed and a return to base began. Oberon resisted the urge to make 98 red balloons 97. The Third mission started twice, the first went horrendously wrong when Oberon met a 109 coming the other way down the same runway he was taking off from. Schultz was duly summoned and a second attempt was made. This time Red Max stayed at base and played a selection of patriotic songs from the wireless over the radio, part aiding in morale, part jamming the squadron frequencies. Task Force snuck into the rear gunner position of Oberons 110, after Schroeder made beckoning gestures and tried to lure him into his aircraft with candy. Although, perhaps Task Force would have been better to have risked his life in Schroeders hands as he found out why so few people fly Oberon Air. After flying through the center of a 109 formation, Oberon dove on the Land Bridge, exceeding 650km/h, due to the shaking he was concerned something might have fallen off, but the only thing that left the aircraft was Task Forces lunch. A flak-truck and two armoured cars were slain but one of them managed to heavily wound Task Force who saw the world through a thick red mist as Oberon flew at Oleg tree level back to base before the Mustangskis came down to play. Last edited by HunterICX; 05-26-09 at 03:53 AM.