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Old 06-01-2011, 02:31 PM   #16
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I sneezed last night why eating rice, hate when it goes up your nose and gets stuck.

What I can't decide is it easier to try to snort it out your nose or better to sniff suck it back down your throat....advise..
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Old 06-01-2011, 02:34 PM   #17
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I sneezed last night why eating rice, hate when it goes up your nose and gets stuck.

What I can't decide is it easier to try to snort it out your nose or better to sniff suck it back down your throat....advise..
Hmmmm....it sounds a bit tricky
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Old 06-01-2011, 02:59 PM   #18
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Sounds like an admission of guilt to me.
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Old 06-01-2011, 03:20 PM   #19
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Old 06-01-2011, 03:53 PM   #20
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I have been conducting careful intelligence collection on one lady and obtained following facts:
1. has redhair
2. looks beautiful
3. DO NOT HAVE RING! (or she is genius in camouflage)

Did I mention she looks beautiful?

Time to gather all courage and ask her out on date!

I really hope this doesn't end up into disaster...
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Old 06-01-2011, 04:13 PM   #21
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Argh. Work. Bad day.
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Old 06-01-2011, 04:21 PM   #22
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Argh. Work. Bad day.
Soon the weekend, and you get some rest
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Old 06-01-2011, 04:43 PM   #23
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Sounds like an admission of guilt to me.
Either that or he isn't in the mood to pass on freebies
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Old 06-01-2011, 05:28 PM   #24
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I have been conducting careful intelligence collection on one lady and obtained following facts:
1. has redhair
2. looks beautiful
3. DO NOT HAVE RING! (or she is genius in camouflage)

Did I mention she looks beautiful?

Time to gather all courage and ask her out on date!

I really hope this doesn't end up into disaster...
If it does, can I use her for consolation. Red and all that. Kidding, good luck

Thanks for the consolation, but I've been rejected so many times it becomes a routine. She had brown hair anyway, I can focus on reds again.

In the next week you may hear a good news from me... or bad news, depends how the next few days are going to turn out. Until then, no comment

@ Oberon: my condolances. at least his life was interesting, being a pilot and all

@ Herr_Berbunch: I'll listen to your advice, I'll be going to England as soon as I recover financially. Until then, any single woman you find, dye her red

@ Kranz: they are cheap sluts, and in this country their also as shallow as a hollywood ''starlett''
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Old 06-01-2011, 05:36 PM   #25
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I have been conducting careful intelligence collection on one lady and obtained following facts:
1. has redhair
2. looks beautiful
3. DO NOT HAVE RING! (or she is genius in camouflage)

Did I mention she looks beautiful?

Time to gather all courage and ask her out on date!

I really hope this doesn't end up into disaster...

Just remember the cardinal rule for guys when trying to pick up a pretty lady.

Above all else, make sure that you don't act like your self.

Think about it, would you like to date a person like you?
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Old 06-01-2011, 05:50 PM   #26
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Just remember the cardinal rule for guys when trying to pick up a pretty lady.
Lift with your knees, not your back?
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Old 06-01-2011, 05:54 PM   #27
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Just remember the cardinal rule for guys when trying to pick up a pretty lady.

Above all else, make sure that you don't act like your self.

Think about it, would you like to date a person like you?
I'd like to comment on that comment: he's right. You're selling a product to a woman. Real life dating is not a hollywood romance, it's politics. Maneuvers and proposals, lies, altered truth and more lies. She won't be sincere with you. They all say they look for someone that has a sense of humor, but thats a trap. Guys with humor end up with lot of friends and no sex. Humor is to sweaten the deal, after the green light was given.
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Depends on what you are lifting and the lady in question.
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Old 06-01-2011, 06:56 PM   #29
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Lift with your knees, not your back?

Good advice to follow regardless of gender. The lower back can really take a beating from heavy lifting.

Regarding Heavy Lifting:

If I were a rocket scientist I would devise a very small solid fuel booster stage to help me initiate the lift. And I would have someone on hand to call the fire department when the booster goes haywire and sets the house on fire.

Failing that I would probably just rent a forklift. The question then is: how much of the wall around the door would I need to cut out so that I can get the forklift into the living room?



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Couldn't find a decent pic of RAF Harriers performing this formation. I hope Jaguars will suffice.
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Old 06-01-2011, 07:16 PM   #30
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I'll just add, there are only 2 hours left in my work day.
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