Subsim forum outage June 1-2, 3-4 - Page 4

GSpector · 06-06-08, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NealT

I am just wondering...

With the outtage...

How many little Subsimmer's will be born in 9 months?

:hmm::hmm::hmm:

9 Months later....

Welcome back

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Onkel Neal · 06-06-08, 11:56 PM

In accordance with Subsim tradition, this keeps getting weirder and weirder...

...I also heard from a source aliens came down from space and demanded 9000 servers or they would destroy Paris Hilton's dog.

Damn dog.

GSpector · 06-07-08, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

In accordance with Subsim tradition, this keeps getting weirder and weirder...

...I also heard from a source aliens came down from space and demanded 9000 servers or they would destroy Paris Hilton's dog.

Damn dog.

Let them have the dog, we can get more service from the servers

nikimcbee · 06-07-08, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

In accordance with Subsim tradition, this keeps getting weirder and weirder...

...I also heard from a source aliens came down from space and demanded 9000 servers or they would destroy Paris Hilton's dog.

Damn dog.

Nevermind the dog, give them Paris for God's sake. And we'll throw in Brittney as well.

And now, for something completly different...

nikimcbee · 06-07-08, 02:51 AM

If the FBI is involved, I'd say we have a mystery on our hands.

:hmm:
Get some scooby snacks and your tinfoil helmets and lets solve this mystery!

Who would have the most to gain by having subsim go down?

arkroyal · 06-07-08, 04:09 AM

Good to have you back

rifleman13 · 06-07-08, 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GSpector

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

In accordance with Subsim tradition, this keeps getting weirder and weirder...

...I also heard from a source aliens came down from space and demanded 9000 servers or they would destroy Paris Hilton's dog.

Damn dog.

Let them have the dog, we can get more service from the servers

Mulder and Scully are right on it!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Lzs von swe · 06-07-08, 06:36 AM

Noo, it was The Goauld!! Jack and the rest of SG1 finally pissed them of so they decided to strike against the hottest place on Earth. The SUBSIM servers..

The whole thing is creepy, my trusted old Nokia 447Za 17 inch Crt monitor gave up in a cloud of smoke and the network acted up at the same time as Subsim was down:hmm: And at work I was grabbing the wheel with sweaty hands, wondering, will SUBSIM be back when I get home again??

Glad to have you all back again

horsa · 06-07-08, 06:57 AM

Strange experience .... it's like you wake up and hear that half your family just got wiped out in a plane crash

Jimbuna · 06-07-08, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lzs von swe

Noo, it was The Goauld!! Jack and the rest of SG1 finally pissed them of so they decided to strike against the hottest place on Earth. The SUBSIM servers..

The whole thing is creepy, my trusted old Nokia 447Za 17 inch Crt monitor gave up in a cloud of smoke and the network acted up at the same time as Subsim was down:hmm: And at work I was grabbing the wheel with sweaty hands, wondering, will SUBSIM be back when I get home again??

Glad to have you all back again

.....

Onkel Neal · 06-07-08, 12:14 PM

I just completed making a backup of the entire website.

I have a cron that weekly backs up the web pages but I don't completely trust it. The forums take the most work, you cannot export really big files without risking some file corruption, so the 3GB database (97 tables) has to come in 50MB chunks, keeping careful count of the # of rows and which row each export begins with....

Now for some sleeeeeeppppp

geetrue · 06-07-08, 04:52 PM

Just a matter of time before they blame this on Bush/Cheney

WutWuzDat · 06-08-08, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skybird

And I thought it was a mass-keelhauling underway...

ROFL

nikimcbee · 06-08-08, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geetrue

Just a matter of time before they blame this on Bush/Cheney

I was going to say Rumsfeld and Halliburton.

TLAM Strike · 06-11-08, 02:59 PM

Ok now who is going to seek in to Neal's bedroom and night and play this...

06-06-08, 11:56 PM	#47
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,284 Downloads: 534 Uploads: 224	In accordance with Subsim tradition, this keeps getting weirder and weirder... ...I also heard from a source aliens came down from space and demanded 9000 servers or they would destroy Paris Hilton's dog. Damn dog. __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

06-07-08, 02:51 AM	#50
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,924 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	If the FBI is involved, I'd say we have a mystery on our hands. :hmm: Get some scooby snacks and your tinfoil helmets and lets solve this mystery! Who would have the most to gain by having subsim go down? __________________

06-07-08, 04:09 AM	#51
arkroyal Bosun Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Gosport England Posts: 66 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	Good to have you back __________________ Two types of ships in the royal navy submarines and targets!! DIESEL BOATS FOR EVER:rotfl:

06-07-08, 06:36 AM	#53
Lzs von swe Ace of the Deep Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Norrkoping, Sweden Posts: 1,074 Downloads: 66 Uploads: 0	Noo, it was The Goauld!! Jack and the rest of SG1 finally pissed them of so they decided to strike against the hottest place on Earth. The SUBSIM servers.. The whole thing is creepy, my trusted old Nokia 447Za 17 inch Crt monitor gave up in a cloud of smoke and the network acted up at the same time as Subsim was down:hmm: And at work I was grabbing the wheel with sweaty hands, wondering, will SUBSIM be back when I get home again?? Glad to have you all back again __________________

06-07-08, 06:57 AM	#54
horsa Pacific Aces Dev Team Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Halifax, England Posts: 502 Downloads: 44 Uploads: 3	Strange experience .... it's like you wake up and hear that half your family just got wiped out in a plane crash __________________ "You need to put your behind in the past". Kumba

06-07-08, 12:14 PM	#56
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,284 Downloads: 534 Uploads: 224	I just completed making a backup of the entire website. I have a cron that weekly backs up the web pages but I don't completely trust it. The forums take the most work, you cannot export really big files without risking some file corruption, so the 3GB database (97 tables) has to come in 50MB chunks, keeping careful count of the # of rows and which row each export begins with.... Now for some sleeeeeeppppp __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

06-07-08, 04:52 PM	#57
geetrue Cold War Boomer Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Walla Walla Posts: 2,837 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Just a matter of time before they blame this on Bush/Cheney __________________

06-11-08, 02:59 PM	#60
TLAM Strike Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rochester, New York Posts: 8,633 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 6	Ok now who is going to seek in to Neal's bedroom and night and play this... __________________