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Old 04-27-09, 12:11 PM   #1
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as soon you've found the exact location, tell me how many FAscist Bomb 5000 we probally need to accomplish total destruction of the area. we need to make sure this broadcast center of fascist propaganda is destroyed!

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Da, Comrade, we already have his radio wired to tell us the location of the fascist station

We also have spies in the city that could use it to trace the location of the fascist HQ
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Old 04-27-09, 02:47 PM   #2
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Da, Comrade, we already have his radio wired to tell us the location of the fascist station

We also have spies in the city that could use it to trace the location of the fascist HQ
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Old 04-28-09, 08:42 AM   #3
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After reviewing the data from the Oberon Case, we have learned several important pieces of information on Fascist activity inside Memel.

Our spies have spotted several important buildings used by the Fascists to defend the city while evacuations are processed. One of our reconnaissance aircraft has taken the following picture this morning:



The marked points are as follows:

1. The bombed remains of the Memel harbor, whether it is completely out of operation has yet to be determined

2. This is the confirmed location of the Fascist propaganda station

3. This bridge appears essential to the overland evacuation effort through the Curonian Spit

4. Our spies have confirmed that one of the ships in the convoy that managed to get through was carrying something called "Luftwaffles", we believe that this material is essential to the Fascist war effort. The entire shipment of "Luftwaffles" was unloaded and stored in this area

5. Limited supplies are sent from this junction to most of the rest of the pocket

6. We believe that a relay station is located in the woods here

7. The Fascist Headquarters is probably located in this block

The Oberon Case is being cleaned by SMERSH right now, rest assured that whoever else is connected to this will be found and dealt with.
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Old 04-28-09, 09:13 AM   #4
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*opens door of Raptor's office*

Good day as always in the Soviet Union Comrade Raptor

As I've messaged you yesterday there was one disturbing paintjob amongst the IL2's that attacked the fascist convoy.

the IL2 T belongs to Comrade Xabbarus.

here's the photograph I've taken.

*slides photograph over the desk*



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Old 04-28-09, 09:18 AM   #5
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*takes one look at the photograph, then takes out a lighter and sets it on fire*

Such things shouldn't be allowed to exist...

Is this aircraft still intact? we could give it as a present to the fascists
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Old 04-28-09, 09:46 AM   #6
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No Comrade, it seemed to have crashed into the water during the attack.

But we must keep a close eye on Xabbarus, for now don't let him anywhere near paint and a people's aircraft at the same time.

imagine him applying the same style of paint on our pride the Po2!
it would be even worse then have a barber accidently shave of stalin's mustache.

Ah, I've red the Intelligence report.

I shall make up a master plan to crush the fascist in Memel once and for all.
we need to cut their supplies and route for escape before we commence the final strike on Memel.

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Old 04-28-09, 10:18 AM   #7
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Плавание фашиста плавания!



At First it was thought to be a mayor mistake by an incompotent Russian Navy as HunterICX described,
Comrade Raptor reminded him that all compartments of the Red Army are the same , incompotence does not exist amongst us and is totally overated.

Later reports explained it was the work of Ukranian saboteurs that didn't open fire when the convoy aproached and they let them pass untouched.

The Russian Airforce was required to strike the convoy with our people's IL2 T ''Torpedo Bomber''
Gulagwaffles bravely took up this task and led the IL2's into the attack.

During the attack horrible sabotage has been discovered, on theory by the people's Torpedo research facility this torpedo must be able to take down a fascist ship with just 1 hit, but in after action reports by the gulagwaffles the fascist ships where damaged but where able to continue their journey.
Comrade Raptor answered the people's press ''We know which factory these torpedo's came from and a immediate change of the factory's employees has been applied''

further details are not neccesary to be known, all Gulagwaffle pilots made it safely back to base and celebrated the dificult but glorious victory with Vodka.
Comrade Kratos drank the whole vodka supply before the rest of the Gulagwaffles finished their first glass.

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Old 04-28-09, 09:56 AM   #8
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That was an attempt at pschological warfare. They see the pink and the flowers and get too relaxed. Then we bash them...

It worked until I got halfway home. Must have sent the gaypride part of the luftwaffe after me.

I will renounce the skin immediately. It does not work.
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