Lolwaffles: Operation Tape Dispenser

Oberon · 09-27-11, 05:06 PM

Welcome to Ura Guba, get to know it and the attractive bridge, we could be here for a while.

The LoLwaffles are ordered back to duty (Again!)

At HQ Oberon reads the letters on his cake which spell ''Ura Guba'' he turns around sais with a smile...it has to be a lie the cake always a lie but seeying the faces of his fellow officers he turns around and whispers...

''Verdammt!''

At a different location Herr Arclight gets his phonecall to take part in the battle of Ura Guba in the eastern Front.

''Why can't we just blow up a bridge in Holland and call it a day?, I'm pretty sure it'll we bite us in the ass one day if we don't''

In France Schroeder just got his call and is pondering over the fact he'll probally have go back to two cheeseheads who haven't a slightest idea how to apreciate German engineering, a Brit who clearly should under no condition try to speak German, Taskforce who probally paint US stars on his aircraft again and Raptor who would have him shot with every chance he can get.

''Where are my Cyanide pills''

As for Task Force it doesn't matter where he'll fly as long there's a Schulz tower or Bunker to crash into...

''I think I'm getting the hang of it...''

Raptor ofcourse has his own way to express himself when the messenger told him the news.

and not to forget HunterICX...

''FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUU....''

Oberon · 09-27-11, 05:13 PM

The star of the show makes its first appearance!

Formation flying blasphemy!

PERKELE

Raptor tangles with Peshkas from hell, and gets a busted engine for his troubles

Arc lands

Hunter also suffers the curse of the Peshka

I claim one I-16, and a damaged Peshka.

Arclight · 09-27-11, 07:11 PM

T'was a taxiing accident.

Full brakes, full rudder, little throttle to turn it -> noses over.

Right.

HunterICX · 09-28-11, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arclight

T'was a taxiing accident.

Full brakes, full rudder, little throttle to turn it -> noses over.

Right.

German Engineering and Oleg's world...

neither of them will ever make sense

HunterICX

Task Force · 09-28-11, 10:23 AM

Got everything installed and running. So im ready to become a fireball.

Schroeder · 09-28-11, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arclight

T'was a taxiing accident.

Full brakes, full rudder, little throttle to turn it -> noses over.

Right.

Full brakes.

When taxiing you should always pull the stick back to the max to prevent your aircraft from nosing over.

HunterICX · 09-28-11, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schroeder

Full brakes.

When taxiing you should always pull the stick back to the max to prevent your aircraft from nosing over.

Aha...ze Smartass hasn't lost his touch

HunterICX

Dowly · 09-28-11, 12:30 PM

I just pump the brakes, seems to work fine.

Arclight · 09-28-11, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schroeder

Full brakes.

When taxiing you should always pull the stick back to the max to prevent your aircraft from nosing over.

T'was stationary, trying to turn it around. You don't think I'd be surprised about a moving aircraft nosing over with full brakes, right?

Schroeder · 09-29-11, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arclight

T'was stationary, trying to turn it around. You don't think I'd be surprised about a moving aircraft nosing over with full brakes, right?

Well, you're Dutch so...er...never mind.

Herr-Berbunch · 09-30-11, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberon

... and Raptor who would have him shot with every chance he can get.
Raptor ofcourse has his own way to express himself when the messenger told him the news.

Ah, so it's nothing personal when Raptor takes things out on me, i.e. shoots me down!

Good to know.

Oberon · 09-30-11, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Ah, so it's nothing personal when Raptor takes things out on me, i.e. shoots me down!

Good to know.

Oh goodness no, it's nothing personal, he just wants to murder you.

HunterICX · 09-30-11, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberon

Oh goodness no, it's nothing personal, he just wants to murder you.

Don't you mean everyone?!

HunterICX

Oberon · 09-30-11, 04:38 PM

Raptor and Hunter have both been awarded the Eisernes Kreuz 2. Klasse from last mission.

Oberon, Schroeder and Hunter in formation as Task Force lags behind

An I-16 gets a lucky first shot on Schroeder, killing him instantly. I shoot the I-16 down shortly afterwards and the pilot bails.

Hunters quarry evades into the ground

Task Force gets himself a Hurricane (the remains of which spiraled down past me a few seconds later) before he (somehow) crashes and is killed.

Strange Russian geography...

I claim two I-16s, pilot bailed on the first, the second one blew up in front of me.It was a mercy killing really though, the AI 109s (all four of them) couldn't seem to stop playing with it and kill it.

Task Force · 09-30-11, 08:01 PM

Yea, i accidentally hit W turning on the emergency power.

and then all of a sudden my engine stopped.

09-27-11, 05:06 PM	#1
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Lolwaffles: Operation Tape Dispenser Welcome to Ura Guba, get to know it and the attractive bridge, we could be here for a while. The LoLwaffles are ordered back to duty (Again!) At HQ Oberon reads the letters on his cake which spell ''Ura Guba'' he turns around sais with a smile...it has to be a lie the cake always a lie but seeying the faces of his fellow officers he turns around and whispers... ''Verdammt!'' At a different location Herr Arclight gets his phonecall to take part in the battle of Ura Guba in the eastern Front. ''Why can't we just blow up a bridge in Holland and call it a day?, I'm pretty sure it'll we bite us in the ass one day if we don't'' In France Schroeder just got his call and is pondering over the fact he'll probally have go back to two cheeseheads who haven't a slightest idea how to apreciate German engineering, a Brit who clearly should under no condition try to speak German, Taskforce who probally paint US stars on his aircraft again and Raptor who would have him shot with every chance he can get. ''Where are my Cyanide pills'' As for Task Force it doesn't matter where he'll fly as long there's a Schulz tower or Bunker to crash into... ''I think I'm getting the hang of it...'' Raptor ofcourse has his own way to express himself when the messenger told him the news. and not to forget HunterICX... ''FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUU....'' Last edited by Oberon; 02-20-12 at 06:27 PM.

09-27-11, 07:11 PM	#3
Arclight Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Land of windmills, tulips, wooden shoes and cheese. Lots of cheese. Posts: 8,467 Downloads: 53 Uploads: 10	T'was a taxiing accident. Full brakes, full rudder, little throttle to turn it -> noses over. Right. __________________ Contritium praecedit superbia.

09-28-11, 10:23 AM	#5
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Got everything installed and running. So im ready to become a fireball. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

09-30-11, 08:01 PM	#15
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Yea, i accidentally hit W turning on the emergency power. and then all of a sudden my engine stopped. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

09-27-11, 05:13 PM	#2
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	The star of the show makes its first appearance! Formation flying blasphemy! PERKELE Raptor tangles with Peshkas from hell, and gets a busted engine for his troubles Arc lands Hunter also suffers the curse of the Peshka I claim one I-16, and a damaged Peshka.

09-28-11, 12:30 PM	#8
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,005 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	I just pump the brakes, seems to work fine.

09-30-11, 04:38 PM	#14
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Raptor and Hunter have both been awarded the Eisernes Kreuz 2. Klasse from last mission. Oberon, Schroeder and Hunter in formation as Task Force lags behind An I-16 gets a lucky first shot on Schroeder, killing him instantly. I shoot the I-16 down shortly afterwards and the pilot bails. Hunters quarry evades into the ground Task Force gets himself a Hurricane (the remains of which spiraled down past me a few seconds later) before he (somehow) crashes and is killed. Strange Russian geography... I claim two I-16s, pilot bailed on the first, the second one blew up in front of me.It was a mercy killing really though, the AI 109s (all four of them) couldn't seem to stop playing with it and kill it.