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Old 04-18-18, 05:45 AM   #16
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I forgot my door key after a heavy session at the pub one night. I took off my brand new jeans as the house had just been painted... I was going to have to squeeze in through a side window that I knew how to get open. I was halfway in when the light came on and there was my little old mum in her dressing gown & slippers looking up at me
You're lucky she didn't call the police!!!
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Old 04-18-18, 05:54 AM   #17
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Walking around with my trouser flies open.
Its not a serious problem as dead birds don't leave the nest.
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Old 04-18-18, 12:28 PM   #18
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Can't remember a situation where I had become forgetful and ending in trouble or embarrassment?

Of course even I have now and then forgot to zip my trousers.
This is not what I fear most.
What I fear most is the day, when I due to problems with my short time memory, forget to unzip my trousers when I have to water my toilet.

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Old 04-18-18, 04:39 PM   #19
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My forgetter's getting better,
But my rememberer is broke


To you that may seem funny
But, to me, that is no joke


For when I'm "here" I'm wondering
If I really should be "there"


And, when I try to think it through,
I haven't got a prayer!



Often times I walk into a room,
Say "what am I here for?"


I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
A zero, is my score.



At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!


The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!



When shopping I may see someone,
Say "Hi" and have a chat,


Then, when the person walks away
I think, "now who was that?"



Yes, my forgetter's getting better
While my rememberer is broke,


And it's driving me plumb crazy
And that isn't any joke.



Written by someone I can't remember
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Old 04-18-18, 06:37 PM   #20
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I expected nothing less. or is that more??
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