Did A German Submarine Sink the Titanic? - Page 3

Sailor Steve · 04-13-12, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcantilan

Well, it is NOT a real history, but is funny...

Yes it is. I heard it years ago, but forgot. Thanks for the reminder.

krashkart · 04-16-12, 04:42 PM

It wasn't a German submarine that sank the Titanic. It was a stale submarine sandwich.

Sailor Steve · 04-16-12, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

It wasn't a German submarine that sank the Titanic. It was a stale submarine sandwich.

I wasn't the aeroplanes. It was beauty killed the beast.

DaDeathProject · 04-17-12, 02:02 PM

Scruf McRuff did it. He wanted to take a bite out of crime. The crime? Having an "unsinkable ship".

Platapus · 04-17-12, 03:19 PM

Maybe there was this stuck U-boat impaled in the Iceberg, and it was this U-boat, sticking out of the iceberg, that actually did the damage?

DaDeathProject · 04-17-12, 04:35 PM

Or the icebergs were working for the Germans.

Shall I sound the alarm?

Hartmann · 04-17-12, 06:29 PM

Probably was a collision with one of this advanced ships painted in white.

Gotland · 04-25-12, 01:59 AM

Interesting, but i have been fooled by the Man and sheeple media, so i believe in the lone iceberg theory.

soopaman2 · 04-25-12, 02:58 AM

My theory is called the "3 morons theory"

One moron was running through the ship with nitroglycerin (bad heart you see), he slammed into another moron who was covered in sodium carbonate (don't ask, the captain was kinky)

The third moron was a 1%er who flicked his cigar nub at the 2 poor rabble running in the ship.
Kaboom!

Who needs the Mythbusters, you got me.

(honestly makes more sense than a German sub, just saying)

04-16-12, 04:42 PM	#32
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	It wasn't a German submarine that sank the Titanic. It was a stale submarine sandwich. __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

04-17-12, 03:19 PM	#35
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,936 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Maybe there was this stuck U-boat impaled in the Iceberg, and it was this U-boat, sticking out of the iceberg, that actually did the damage? __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

04-17-12, 06:29 PM	#37
Hartmann Sea Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Grid CH 26, Spain ,Barcelona Posts: 1,857 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	Probably was a collision with one of this advanced ships painted in white. __________________ But this ship can't sink!... She is made of iron, sir. I assure you, she can. and she will. It is a mathematical certainty. Strength and honor

04-25-12, 02:58 AM	#39
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	My theory is called the "3 morons theory" One moron was running through the ship with nitroglycerin (bad heart you see), he slammed into another moron who was covered in sodium carbonate (don't ask, the captain was kinky) The third moron was a 1%er who flicked his cigar nub at the 2 poor rabble running in the ship. Kaboom! Who needs the Mythbusters, you got me. (honestly makes more sense than a German sub, just saying) __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

04-17-12, 02:02 PM	#34
DaDeathProject Swabbie Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 11 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Scruf McRuff did it. He wanted to take a bite out of crime. The crime? Having an "unsinkable ship".

04-17-12, 04:35 PM	#36
DaDeathProject Swabbie Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 11 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Or the icebergs were working for the Germans. Shall I sound the alarm?

04-25-12, 01:59 AM	#38
Gotland Seaman Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 35 Downloads: 119 Uploads: 0	Interesting, but i have been fooled by the Man and sheeple media, so i believe in the lone iceberg theory.