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Old 03-18-10, 02:44 PM   #1
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Just stumbled across this, thought it worthy of a chuckle or two:

http://www.businessballs.com/airtraf...unnyquotes.htm

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Old 03-18-10, 02:57 PM   #2
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I think Hunter will like this one:
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Lufhansa Pilot to co-pilot, forgetting that the frequency was open: "We used to come up the Thames, and turn over here for the docks...."
Voice on frequency: "ACHTUNG SPITFEUR"
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Old 03-19-10, 06:34 AM   #3
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hehehe, classic

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Old 03-25-10, 12:20 AM   #4
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http://www.skygod.com/quotes/flyingjokes.html

great site for aviation quotes in general!

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Old 03-25-10, 04:24 AM   #5
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Originally Posted by PeriscopeDepth View Post
http://www.skygod.com/quotes/flyingjokes.html

great site for aviation quotes in general!

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Haha, this always cracks me up!

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We have clearance, Clarence. Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
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Old 03-25-10, 08:35 AM   #6
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Brilliant site there!

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"My definition of an optimist has to be the Luftwaffe F-104 pilot who gave up smoking!"
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Old 03-25-10, 10:47 AM   #7
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When asked why he was referred to as 'Ace':
Because during World War Two I was responsible for the destruction of six aircraft, fortunately three were enemy.


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