What Are You Doing In Real Life II - Page 114

Eichhörnchen · 03-21-18, 03:30 PM

Sad day for our next door neighbour today... she came round with some eggs and told me their rooster had died of a heart attack. He was shagging a chicken when it happened, so he died happy

Aktungbby · 03-21-18, 05:04 PM

^ Deaths during consensual sex account for approximately 0.6% of all sudden deaths^ We are separated by a common language

in this case not 'shagging'! Death by 'snu snu' ie 'dying in the saddle'

Deaths during consensual sex account for approximately 0.6% of all sudden deaths

although I don't believe the hen consented

Eichhörnchen · 03-22-18, 01:43 AM

^

Pobably not

Aktungbby · 03-22-18, 03:14 AM

I've no doubt it all started with a great...."CLUCK"

Catfish · 03-22-18, 04:16 AM

Squicken or Chirrel

Jimbuna · 03-22-18, 07:29 AM

One more event on my ever growing list of disliked tasks....off to pay the vehicle excise licence fee.

Eichhörnchen · 03-23-18, 12:16 PM

Here's a lovely photo, taken by a local resident during the recent snowy weather, of Tonbridge Castle gatehouse. I grew up in Tonbridge and this will always be a place of enduring memory for me (permission for posting obtained)

Aktungbby · 03-23-18, 02:14 PM

We know U used that gatehouse to practice hasty escapes from the castle

when 'Maid Moira' is a little ....testy!

Eichhörnchen · 03-23-18, 03:25 PM

I think the portcullis is long gone... may even have been taken for scrap during the war; all around towns like Tonbridge (and I can think of one place in particular) iron railings were sawn off for scrap to help the war effort... you can see the little iron 'stubs' projecting from stone kerbs in many places.

Which just reminds me... a World War 1 tank used to sit among the flower beds through that archway, on the other side of the gatehouse, and that was indeed taken off to be melted down in WW2. I know there have been old postcards of Tonbridge showing the tank, so I'll see whether I can turn one up

Aktungbby · 03-23-18, 04:20 PM

^ Egad! my case in point! a scrappy 'female' tank at that

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_tank

Quote:

The prototype, nicknamed "Mother", and the first production models of what would become referred to as the Mark I....

Eichhörnchen · 04-06-18, 02:37 PM

I only have to make 6 more posts now to reach 10 000. Do I get a badge or something? Do I get some money? And should I make that 10 000th post something really special? I hope I don't just say something stupid or pointless

Eisenwurst · 04-06-18, 11:15 PM

How about your very own female chauffeur!!!

Jimbuna · 04-13-18, 10:22 AM

Pretty cold around these parts todsy so I'm reduced to adding a short sleeved vest to my clothing attire today.

Must be down to the onset of getting older.

Sailor Steve · 04-13-18, 11:41 AM

Same here. After almost a week of warm weather it snowed yesterday. Now it's overcast and cool but not really cold.

Spent part of yesterday with a physical therapy heart doctor, on a treadmill. Tuesday I was also there for a consultation with a liver specialist. It seems that my heart wasn't the only thing showing raised enzyme levels indicating an attack of some sort, but careful examinations turned up nothing. It seems I can't even get sick properly.

Aktungbby · 04-13-18, 10:28 PM

INTERESTING DAY AFLOAT SAILING IN SAN PABLO BAY IN THE CARQUINEZ STRAIGHT

OFF MARE ISLAND.

< Carquinez Bridge )BEAUTIFUL WEATHER CONDITIONS AND A FAVORABLE WIND ENABLED SHIRTSLEEVE CONDITIONS AND A HESS CHARDONNAY WITH TOGOS SANDWICHES TILL WE TURNED DOWNWIND FOR OUR HOME MARINA WHEN THE COAST GUARD ADVISED A 'JUMPER' OFF THE CARQUINEZ BRIDGE': "RED TOP- BLACK PANTS" HAD BEEN REPORTED. ALL VESSELS IN THE VICINITY WERE ADVISED TO RENDER AN ASSIST. WITH A COASTGUARD HELICOPTER FLYING OVER HEAD, MY CATALINA AND ANOTHER CATALINA , THE BLUE MOON, CLOSED IN ON THE BRIDGE AND SURROUNDING AREA TO DO A THOROUGH SEARCH OF THE BRIDGE'S THREE SUPPORT BRIDGE-TOWER WOOD BARRIERS (AGAINST SHIP COLLISION) AND ANY AMOUNT OF OLD SHORELINE REFINERY PIERS

WHICH COULD CONCEAL A FLOATING CORPSE. MY POST ON THE BOW WITH BINOCULARS AND CO-ORDINATING WITH BLUE MOON WAS UNAVAILING; NO BODY WAS SPOTTED AND, AFTER A SOLID HOUR, WE BOTH PULLED OFF AFTER ADVISING THE COAST GUARD, AND RETURNED TO OR RESPECTIVE MARINAS.(PHOTOS ENLARGE) THE BRIDGE IS LITERALLY I-80 OVER THE SACRAMENTO RIVER AT THE NORTH END OF SAN FRANCISCO BAY AND WHAT LIES BENETAH IS OBLIVIOUS TO MOST MOTORISTS...NOT SO FOR US SAILORS BELOW....

03-21-18, 03:30 PM	#1696
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,740 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Sad day for our next door neighbour today... she came round with some eggs and told me their rooster had died of a heart attack. He was shagging a chicken when it happened, so he died happy __________________

03-21-18, 05:04 PM	#1697
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,822 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	^ Deaths during consensual sex account for approximately 0.6% of all sudden deaths^ We are separated by a common language in this case not 'shagging'! Death by 'snu snu' ie 'dying in the saddle' Deaths during consensual sex account for approximately 0.6% of all sudden deaths although I don't believe the hen consented __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

03-22-18, 01:43 AM	#1698
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,740 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	^ Pobably not __________________

03-22-18, 03:14 AM	#1699
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,822 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	I've no doubt it all started with a great...."CLUCK" __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

03-22-18, 04:16 AM	#1700
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,892 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Squicken or Chirrel __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

03-22-18, 07:29 AM	#1701
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 180,962 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	One more event on my ever growing list of disliked tasks....off to pay the vehicle excise licence fee. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-23-18, 12:16 PM	#1702
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,740 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Here's a lovely photo, taken by a local resident during the recent snowy weather, of Tonbridge Castle gatehouse. I grew up in Tonbridge and this will always be a place of enduring memory for me (permission for posting obtained) __________________

03-23-18, 02:14 PM	#1703
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,822 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	^how to handle a closed portcullis We know U used that gatehouse to practice hasty escapes from the castle when 'Maid Moira' is a little ....testy! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

03-23-18, 03:25 PM	#1704
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,740 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I think the portcullis is long gone... may even have been taken for scrap during the war; all around towns like Tonbridge (and I can think of one place in particular) iron railings were sawn off for scrap to help the war effort... you can see the little iron 'stubs' projecting from stone kerbs in many places. Which just reminds me... a World War 1 tank used to sit among the flower beds through that archway, on the other side of the gatehouse, and that was indeed taken off to be melted down in WW2. I know there have been old postcards of Tonbridge showing the tank, so I'll see whether I can turn one up __________________ Last edited by Eichhörnchen; 03-23-18 at 03:38 PM.

04-06-18, 02:37 PM	#1706
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,740 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I only have to make 6 more posts now to reach 10 000. Do I get a badge or something? Do I get some money? And should I make that 10 000th post something really special? I hope I don't just say something stupid or pointless __________________

04-06-18, 11:15 PM	#1707
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,582 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	How about your very own female chauffeur!!! __________________

04-13-18, 10:22 AM	#1708
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 180,962 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Pretty cold around these parts todsy so I'm reduced to adding a short sleeved vest to my clothing attire today. Must be down to the onset of getting older. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-13-18, 11:41 AM	#1709
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Same here. After almost a week of warm weather it snowed yesterday. Now it's overcast and cool but not really cold. Spent part of yesterday with a physical therapy heart doctor, on a treadmill. Tuesday I was also there for a consultation with a liver specialist. It seems that my heart wasn't the only thing showing raised enzyme levels indicating an attack of some sort, but careful examinations turned up nothing. It seems I can't even get sick properly. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-13-18, 10:28 PM	#1710
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,822 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	IN SORE STRAIGHTS INTERESTING DAY AFLOAT SAILING IN SAN PABLO BAY IN THE CARQUINEZ STRAIGHT OFF MARE ISLAND. < Carquinez Bridge )BEAUTIFUL WEATHER CONDITIONS AND A FAVORABLE WIND ENABLED SHIRTSLEEVE CONDITIONS AND A HESS CHARDONNAY WITH TOGOS SANDWICHES TILL WE TURNED DOWNWIND FOR OUR HOME MARINA WHEN THE COAST GUARD ADVISED A 'JUMPER' OFF THE CARQUINEZ BRIDGE': "RED TOP- BLACK PANTS" HAD BEEN REPORTED. ALL VESSELS IN THE VICINITY WERE ADVISED TO RENDER AN ASSIST. WITH A COASTGUARD HELICOPTER FLYING OVER HEAD, MY CATALINA AND ANOTHER CATALINA , THE BLUE MOON, CLOSED IN ON THE BRIDGE AND SURROUNDING AREA TO DO A THOROUGH SEARCH OF THE BRIDGE'S THREE SUPPORT BRIDGE-TOWER WOOD BARRIERS (AGAINST SHIP COLLISION) AND ANY AMOUNT OF OLD SHORELINE REFINERY PIERS WHICH COULD CONCEAL A FLOATING CORPSE. MY POST ON THE BOW WITH BINOCULARS AND CO-ORDINATING WITH BLUE MOON WAS UNAVAILING; NO BODY WAS SPOTTED AND, AFTER A SOLID HOUR, WE BOTH PULLED OFF AFTER ADVISING THE COAST GUARD, AND RETURNED TO OR RESPECTIVE MARINAS.(PHOTOS ENLARGE) THE BRIDGE IS LITERALLY I-80 OVER THE SACRAMENTO RIVER AT THE NORTH END OF SAN FRANCISCO BAY AND WHAT LIES BENETAH IS OBLIVIOUS TO MOST MOTORISTS...NOT SO FOR US SAILORS BELOW.... __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe" Last edited by Aktungbby; 04-13-18 at 10:46 PM.