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Old 11-12-2009, 05:38 PM   #16
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The people's aircraft? You made it sound like you're north korean or chinese
What? Who is North Korea? And China is just a sad broken nation in a civil war...
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Old 11-12-2009, 07:34 PM   #17
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I've often thought Manchukuo would be a nice place to visit, comrades...
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Old 11-12-2009, 08:51 PM   #18
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I've often thought Manchukuo would be a nice place to visit, comrades...
Excellent idea! Right after our trip to Berlin...
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Old 11-13-2009, 07:05 PM   #19
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:58 PM   #20
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Silence in Polish!!!
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Old 11-14-2009, 05:51 AM   #21
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That evening in the Gulagwaffle's Barrack.

*Schroeder throws knifes onto a picture on the wall of a Panzer III*
Schroeder: I'll get you, next time!
HunterICX: You had your chance the second sortie....but I think you've learned that flying too low over wagons that carry ammo for those fascists is not a good thing to do.
Schroeder:but but I'm fliyng a IL2!
HunterICX: which still has some design flaws...its the 1st in it's series...Ratpor1 is working on it.
Schroeder: Ah....Potato.
*Potato does a funny walk and hold himself against the wall*
Schroeder: Too much of the Vodka ingredient?
Potato: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.....*hic*
HunterICX: Explains the attempt to fly with one wing at that take off.
Potato: If I diwnd't ghit those Fuuuel Depot's I woud've succeeded...hehe
Schroeder: that would have proven that the equipment of the people's party is superior.
HunterICX: Ah well better luck next time.
*door opens and Oberon comes in followed by the General Commisar of the NKVD Raptor1*
Oberon: I knew it! I knew it! that barrel wasn't part of the flight controls in my Hurricane
Raptor1: Correct
Oberon: It was you! hiding behind the panel
Raptor1: correct, I had orders to shoot the leading Polski officer if he tried anything funny.
Oberon: Repeat please
Raptor1: Silence! I should've have shot you when you buzzed Comrade Hunter..how dare you to buzz a people's aircraft and land on the wrong airbase!
Oberon: How I dare? I'm the The People's Repeative Polski Airman!
HunterICX: Figures.....
Oberon: Repeat, Please!
HunterICX: ugh....
*Potato loses balance and crashed into the desk*
Raptor1: *aims mosin-nagant*
HunterICX: No Comrade!, Sgt.Potato has been testing if the people's potatos where good enough for the vodka they brewed last night
Raptor1: Ah...ok.
*Raptor1 passes the photo of the Panzer III when a knife passed close to his face and hits the Panzer III*
Raptor1: YOU!
Schroeder: watch out where you going!
Raptor1: Grrmmmmm
Oberon: Repeat, please!
*all look at Oberon*
Oberon: Uh...oh.....
*Oberon storms out of the GulagWaffle's Barrack*

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Old 11-14-2009, 12:41 PM   #22
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I hate Panzers!!!
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Old 11-14-2009, 01:47 PM   #23
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Meanwhile, behind German lines, a new Panzer III variant is unvieled.

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Old 11-14-2009, 02:51 PM   #24
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Oh sh*t. The Bundeswehr is still equipped with Panzer IIIs.
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:20 PM   #25
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IM BACK!!!

This powerless experience started when I was on teamspeak thursday and was gonna tell them I was probably gonna not have power soon, and just as I was pressing the send button... It happend...

And I just got it back awhile ago!

Stupid nor'easter...
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Old 11-15-2009, 04:30 PM   #26
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Comrade Raptovs secret weather control device, Comrade Cthulhu!
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Old 11-15-2009, 05:07 PM   #27
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Old 11-15-2009, 06:17 PM   #28
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Are we influenced by Japanese tentacle porn?!
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Old 11-15-2009, 07:06 PM   #29
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Are we influenced by Japanese tentacle porn?!
In Soviet Russia Tentacle...wait...no...no...I'm not going there...

Have a Putin instead:

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Old 11-16-2009, 04:24 PM   #30
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Comrades, witness the footage. It show the evidence that we invented Hip Hop, not the black people!
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