The riddle thread - Page 5

Eichhörnchen · 08-02-17, 02:34 PM

vienna wins again

vienna · 08-02-17, 02:48 PM

One snowy night, Sherlock Holmes was in his house sitting by a fire. All of a sudden, a snowball came crashing through his window, breaking it. Holmes got up and looked out the window just in time to see three neighborhood kids who were brothers run around a corner. Their names were John Crimson, Mark Crimson, and Paul Crimson...

The next day, Holmes found a note on his door that read:

"? Crimson. He broke your window."

Which of the 3 Crimson brothers should Sherlock Holmes question about the incident?...

<O>

Catfish · 08-02-17, 03:24 PM

That is easy. Question Mark.. Crimson.

Eichhörnchen · 08-02-17, 03:30 PM

Oh I liked that v. much (I didn't see it at all). Very good one, mate

STEED · 08-02-17, 05:26 PM

Yea got it, but I was late posting, hats off to you catfish.

vienna · 08-02-17, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catfish

That is easy. Question Mark.. Crimson.

Absolutely correct! Your go, Catfish...

<O>

Catfish · 08-03-17, 01:55 AM

After some heavy drinking a man finds a coin of gold on the street. Despite there being neither moon, nor stars visible in the sky, nor street lights, he saw the coin from far away.
How?

Eisenwurst · 08-03-17, 03:07 AM

It was daytime. Sun's reflected and all that scientific stuff.

Catfish · 08-03-17, 03:09 AM

Yep, of course drinking is not limited to night times

You are next

Eisenwurst · 08-03-17, 03:20 AM

How many Australians does it take to paint a house????

Catfish · 08-03-17, 04:45 AM

1000?

One holds the paintbrush, while the other 999 move the house back and forth?

vienna · 08-03-17, 05:07 AM

Crikey's, No! Everyone know any Australian is capable of both simultaneously painting and moving the house on his own...

<O>

Aktungbby · 08-03-17, 02:26 PM

None! Real Aussies don't do it!

Eisenwurst · 08-03-17, 08:03 PM

To move things along and give others their turn, here's some clues.

1.It's a riddle, not a joke.

2.You need to think in a P.C. ( Politically Correct ) way to get the answer.

Easy

Eisenwurst · 08-04-17, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catfish

1000?

One holds the paintbrush, while the other 999 move the house back and forth?

Funny, but not the right answer.

08-02-17, 02:34 PM	#61
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,743 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Correct! vienna wins again __________________

08-02-17, 02:48 PM	#62
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,504 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	One snowy night, Sherlock Holmes was in his house sitting by a fire. All of a sudden, a snowball came crashing through his window, breaking it. Holmes got up and looked out the window just in time to see three neighborhood kids who were brothers run around a corner. Their names were John Crimson, Mark Crimson, and Paul Crimson... The next day, Holmes found a note on his door that read: "? Crimson. He broke your window." Which of the 3 Crimson brothers should Sherlock Holmes question about the incident?... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

08-02-17, 03:24 PM	#63
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,895 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	That is easy. Question Mark.. Crimson. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

08-02-17, 03:30 PM	#64
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,743 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Oh I liked that v. much (I didn't see it at all). Very good one, mate __________________

08-02-17, 05:26 PM	#65
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Yea got it, but I was late posting, hats off to you catfish. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

08-03-17, 01:55 AM	#67
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,895 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	After some heavy drinking a man finds a coin of gold on the street. Despite there being neither moon, nor stars visible in the sky, nor street lights, he saw the coin from far away. How? __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

08-03-17, 03:07 AM	#68
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,596 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	Dem squirrels be kwik. It was daytime. Sun's reflected and all that scientific stuff. __________________

08-03-17, 03:09 AM	#69
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,895 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Yep, of course drinking is not limited to night times You are next __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

08-03-17, 03:20 AM	#70
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,596 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	How many Australians does it take to paint a house???? __________________

08-03-17, 04:45 AM	#71
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,895 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	1000? One holds the paintbrush, while the other 999 move the house back and forth? __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

08-03-17, 05:07 AM	#72
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,504 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Crikey's, No! Everyone know any Australian is capable of both simultaneously painting and moving the house on his own... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

08-03-17, 02:26 PM	#73
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,851 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	None! Real Aussies don't do it! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

08-03-17, 08:03 PM	#74
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,596 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	Clue time. To move things along and give others their turn, here's some clues. 1.It's a riddle, not a joke. 2.You need to think in a P.C. ( Politically Correct ) way to get the answer. Easy __________________