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Old 04-23-09, 04:38 AM   #1
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Default Gulagwaffles: Assault at Memel



Campaign: Assault at Memel

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HunterICX - The Glorious Leader of the Red Army Pilot Party
Oberon - A True Communist Bombadier
Schroeder - A Smartass of the People's Party
Kratos - A Red Army Pilot with a Ideology for None-Soviet Aircraft.
Raptor1 - The Gulag Commissar of the Soviet Union.
Red Max - The Conscript Pilot / Tail Gunner of Gulag camp #666
Xabbarus - A Red Army Pilot with Counter revolutionary symptons
Dowly - The Silent Red Army Pilot
Task Force - A Traitor of the Motherland, Listed on Raptor's watch list.

Flying schedule:

Monday - Gulagwaffles Campaign

Wednesday - Gulagwaffles Campaign

Friday - Teawaffles campaign ''Biggins Hill'' Click here!(as a punishment for prematurly binning it and it gives me a buffer to prepare glorious missions for the people's party)

Thread's purpose: Glorious victory reports, interrogation to pick out counter revolutionaries and traitors of the Motherland all in the name of the people's party.

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Old 04-23-09, 06:41 AM   #2
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We Shall defeat the Red Army
The Words of a Hopeless leader of the Fascist Army.


Our Glorious Leader Stalin said that we should not give ears to these words of a insignificant fascist Dictator. He himself has turned Memel into a Fort which we shall crush beneath our feet when the time is there.
But till then we shall hear gloriours victory reports from HunterICX and his Red Army Pilot Party which will take care of these pesky Fascist luftwaffe aircraft that still think that victory is at their side.
Think again you overgrown monkey Goering! We have superior equipment more pilot we can sacrifi...send out to a victorious airbattle then you do.
Your time is near!

In a other Interview with our Gulag Commissar Raptor, he said that the Death rate of the camps are right on schedule in terms of voluntary prisoner dead per build Soviet aircraft or airforce equipment. the Record is 357 prisoners dead for a Landing Light on a IL2 Sturmovik.
Glorious report for our Superb industrial power!

Comrade Schroeder is on the search what the true name is of the pride of the soviet union Po2 (Polikarpov Po-2) he said ''the one who called it the U-2VS must be executed, Comrade Raptor has a list of suspects which shall get a unfair trial''


Oberon who flown the Po-2 in a glorious mission said that this plane is the best he's ever flown ''-Ha, their wunderwaffe FI-156 storch is nothing compared to this pride of the party, I took out 4 fascist artillery pieces you dont see a FI-156 do that any day in history!''

Xabbarus, Kratos, Taskforce and Redmax are currently under
interrogation by Raptor.
for the following they may be accused off and even executed.

Xabbarus - Bailing out and willingy surrendered to the Fascist Army
Kratos and Redmax - for turning the IL2 into a flying brothel and Kratos will also be accused of betraying his Comrade Schroeder.
Task Force - For using his landing light for no apparent reason, remember voluntary prisoners die building our equipment.

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Old 04-23-09, 09:24 AM   #3
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Da, the Po-2 is quite the acrobatic aircraft, after destroying the first two evil fascist artillery pieces I was able to climb and then kick the rudder around and do a one eighty switching from a climb to a dive and then come back in to destroy the other two evil fascist artillery pieces
The Po-2 is truely the Peoples Biplane!

Also, under the new directive issued by our glorious Gulag Commissar, all trees are now classed as fascists and will be deported to Siberia.
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Old 04-23-09, 11:10 AM   #4
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Report of counter-espionage efforts

I. The investigation concerning Conscripts Schroeder and XabbaRus has been passed on to NKVD authorities due to suspected counter-revolutionary relations.

II. Pilot Kratos and Conscript Red Max will be deprived of combat rations for the following 3 weeks for contaminating the People's aircraft.

III. Task Force is hereby demoted to Shock Pilot 3rd Class for abusing the People's property.

IV. Regular sweeps of all aircraft and facilities will now be conducted due to reports of Fascist espionage equipment planted in order to reveal the secret -CENSORED-.

V. Everybody who is right-handed is hereby ordered to report to Barracks #17 for investigation regarding the sabotage of 2 of our campaign, including one -CENSORED-.

VI. By decree of the Party, all trees will from now on be regarded as spies and subjected to treatment as such.
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Old 04-23-09, 11:20 AM   #5
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Old 04-23-09, 02:54 PM   #6
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awww... I was makeing sure kratos and red max wernt doin anything... out of the ordinary.
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Old 04-23-09, 03:30 PM   #7
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Just in case Hunter doesn't get the campaign ready, I have a German Kuban campaign here that includes bombers too.
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Old 04-23-09, 03:34 PM   #8
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oooo... so stalin could have us mondays, and wensdays. and goring on friday.
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Just in case Hunter doesn't get the campaign ready, I have a German Kuban campaign here that includes bombers too.
Flying for the fascists?

Don't talk such traitorous nonsense
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Old 04-23-09, 04:07 PM   #10
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Flying for the fascists?

Don't talk such traitorous nonsense
not only traitorous nonsense, also clearly showing doubt in my ability!

I think you know what Paperwork I need Comrade Raptor

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Old 04-23-09, 04:09 PM   #11
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I think that paperwork your looking for... was accidentaly used by stalin... Its... kind of down the toilet.
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Old 04-23-09, 04:10 PM   #12
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You know that Stalin doesn't use paper for that...he uses the skin of traitors...so you be very very carefull now comrade Taskforce.

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Old 04-23-09, 04:13 PM   #13
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Now where did that paperwork go...
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Old 04-23-09, 04:24 PM   #14
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awww... I was makeing sure kratos and red max wernt doin anything... out of the ordinary.
I've had experiance as a rear seater and I go by the rules "if looks, sounds and shoots at you like an enemy, shoot back!!!!! Or in other words if I'm being a rear seater don't have an ichy trigger finger cause I will shoot you on the grounds that your a faschist spy! Just out of curiosty what did Schroeder do as a gunner that got ever one spooked because I was one?
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Old 04-23-09, 04:27 PM   #15
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Yea, you have 1 mg pointed at me, and i have 2 mgs and 2 cannons pointed at you. lol:rotfl:

But Then I would have damaged the peoples partys stuff...
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