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Old 01-13-19, 01:55 PM   #8221
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God created man. God then created woman. Man loved woman. God laughed and laughed and laughed.
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Old 01-14-19, 05:58 AM   #8222
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After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
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Old 01-15-19, 12:09 PM   #8223
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In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.
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Old 01-16-19, 10:28 AM   #8224
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The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.
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Old 01-17-19, 07:18 AM   #8225
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They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
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Old 01-18-19, 07:31 AM   #8226
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
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Old 01-19-19, 07:19 AM   #8227
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The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.
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Old 01-19-19, 10:54 AM   #8228
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Old 01-19-19, 11:01 AM   #8229
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I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.
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Old 01-20-19, 08:08 AM   #8230
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If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
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Old 01-21-19, 01:21 PM   #8231
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You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
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Old 01-22-19, 09:45 PM   #8233
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
It's only room temperature in the room when the temperature of the room is at room temperature.

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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