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Old 04-01-2010, 10:46 AM   #1
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Default Got the Red Ring of Death... Again!

I just got my 360 back, too. I was right in the middle of the "Rescue Hess From Spandau" bonus mission when it happened. I'm going back to playing with my Wii.
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Old 04-01-2010, 10:47 AM   #2
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N00B!
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Old 04-01-2010, 10:49 AM   #3
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Ps3 ftw!!! Xbox sucks!!! Boo booo boo fanboyism boo boo boo!!! Noooobs!!! Learn to play!!!

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Old 04-01-2010, 11:06 AM   #4
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Get PS3 and Silent Edge instead. The rendering of the submarines, sub bases and warships you get to run around in are just sublime, and you actually get to beat up people, not just talk to them! I just cut down four policemen wielding MP-40's!
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Old 04-01-2010, 11:11 AM   #5
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Nope, Super Silent Mario on Wii is the best.

Interface is pretty neat, too. You shake the controller and morale goes up. Throw it at Koopa's ships on screen and you sink them.
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Old 04-01-2010, 11:11 AM   #6
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I'm waiting for v5.2, it's supposed to have sharks with frickin' laser beams.
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Old 04-01-2010, 11:29 AM   #7
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I'm waiting for v5.2, it's supposed to have sharks with frickin' laser beams.


THAT would be soooooo kewl!

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Old 04-01-2010, 11:33 AM   #8
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Stoopid noobs! Dont you know any thing? Sharks dont got lazer beams.

Get real.

They got phasers!

Everybody no's that!
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Old 04-01-2010, 11:33 AM   #9
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5.2 also allows you to fire dolphins to pick up crewmen, sharks of your own to kill everything in sight, Bernard (increases morale), or torpedoes loaded with nuclear warheads, depleted uranium, chemical weapons or light beer. You can also stop ships and board them to have sex with the sexy female second-in-command.
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Old 04-01-2010, 11:34 AM   #10
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Don't use the light beer one. Your crew will drink it and then refuse to do anyth...oh, wait.
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Old 04-01-2010, 11:44 AM   #11
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Don't use the light beer one. Your crew will drink it and then refuse to do anyth...oh, wait.


God help me I am so not getting any work done today.
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Old 04-01-2010, 12:15 PM   #12
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I'm waiting for v5.2, it's supposed to have sharks with frickin' laser beams.
They couldn't get them to work.
Apparently we have to settle for ill-tempered mutated sea bass.
Sux big time
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Old 04-01-2010, 12:48 PM   #13
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