Luftwaffe 1943 Kuban Online AAR - Page 3

Kratos · 01-17-08, 10:03 AM

Very good Hunter: quite an imagination you got there

oh and the caps are good too Dowly.

XabbaRus · 01-19-08, 11:40 AM

Ok are we flying tonight, RL got in the way the past few evenings.

Dowly · 01-19-08, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by XabbaRus

Ok are we flying tonight, RL got in the way the past few evenings.

I doubt it. Hunter havent been too busy with the 2 AAR's that are still to be written.

HunterICX · 01-19-08, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

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Originally Posted by XabbaRus

Ok are we flying tonight, RL got in the way the past few evenings.

I doubt it. Hunter havent been too busy with the 2 AAR's that are still to be written.

Yeah, the flash project thingy isnt working out...it takes a lot of time. so I drop the idea.

will write the others probally tommorow. annd perhaps we fly tommorow evening too.

HunterICX

XabbaRus · 01-19-08, 03:57 PM

OK, what was the flash project thing btw?

HunterICX · 01-19-08, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by XabbaRus

OK, what was the flash project thing btw?

some slide projector effect made with flash for a AAR but its taking tooooo much time

HunterICX

Dowly · 01-20-08, 08:17 AM

*tick tock tick tock*

HunterICX · 01-20-08, 10:17 AM

16/01/1943

2nd sortie of the day

Goering: Acthung, keep thiz new aircraftz in one pieze!
Dowly: can't make promises
Kratos: I keep my mouth shut....

HunterICX: Oooh..goodie...Stalin sends PE2 aircraft!
Dowly: Stalin must be in a nice mood then
Xabbarus: give any of them in my gunsight this instant and I shoot them
Kratos: Lets hope no one has me in the gunsight today.

Radio chatter -

HunterICX: Seeying anything?
Kratos: Nothing yet.
HunterICX: why do I have the feeling I'm always on front?
Xabbarus: We simply cant risk the you mistake us for the enemy again.
HunterICX: great.....
Dowly: Na NA na naaaaaa

HunterICX: Dang! those PE2's are high up there! see them
Dowly: I see also a lot of fighters below them!
Kratos: Ow boy, this looks nasty!
Xabbarus: looks more like fun to me
Dowly: attacking the fighters
Kratos: Attacking with fingers crossed
HunterICX: climbing higher to catch them PE2's
Xabbarus: trying to follow.

Dowly: get...in..my..sight.....dang it...
Dowly: Gah...<Machine gun rattling>

Dowly: got one!
Kratos: Nice one, mate!
Kratos: now..where is...<bullet impacts>
Dowly: watch out , they are behind you!
Kratos: Felt it...dang...<engine failing> Oh...this doesnt sound good

Dowly: you really are unlucky.
Kratos: Nah...I think its my task to piss off Goering.
Kratos: theres the ground.

Kratos: Arfhhhh....Now...off to ask that nice lady over there to borrow her car.

HunterICX: have them PE2's in range
Dowly: Dang dang dang I,m hit! I,m Hit!
HunterICX: Blasted, there goes our second fighter
Xabbarus: Goering is going to kill us.
Dowly: bailing outta here!

Dowly: Aircraft, go away! No, dont drop ontop of me! Go AWAAAAAAAY!

Xabbarus: <bullet impacts> dammit! blast it!
HunterICX: you alright there Xabbarus?
Xabbarus: No, going down..toooo fast!
HunterICX: Bail out!
Xabbarus: cant...reach...the.....

HunterICX: Xabbarus?!!!!
Xabbarus: Stop yelling will you!
HunterICX: are you ok?
Xabbarus: I have the feeling I'm a lot shorter now.

HunterICX: finally, I got you PE2!
HunterICX: <machine gun rattling> say hello to my little friends
Russian rear gunner: Screw you, komrad! <Machin gun firing>
HunterICX: you little %$@!

HunterICX: I'm screwed...losing power here.
HunterICX: <Unhealthy engine sound> Better get this bird on the ground

Back at base -

Goering: <German foul language> FOUR AIRCRAFT!!!! YOU ARE A DISCRACE FOR THE LUFTWAFFE!
Kratos: Calm down ya fecka
Goering: %$"@ YOU!!!!!
HunterICX: It wasnt our fault sir!
Goering: NO?! WAS IT STALINS FAULT?
Dowly: can we go now?
Xabbarus: yeah, I have to see a doctor
Dowly: Xabbarus, you are a lot shorter now.
Xabbarus: shut up dowly.....
Goering: NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THOSE AIRCRAFT!
Kratos: buy us new ones.
HunterICX: yeah, and while your at it...a new combat uniform too
Goering: GET OUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

end of Patrol 4

Kratos · 01-20-08, 10:44 AM

better late than never

HunterICX · 01-20-08, 10:50 AM

16/01/1943

patrol 3...damn what a long day...

On the toillet:
HunterICX: So dowly, you think goering will show up with new aircraft?
Dowly: I doubt it.
HunterICX: Never saw him going that red.
Dowly: he was coooooking alright
HunterICX: *sniff* Dowly! is that you!
Dowly: tee-hee!
HunterICX: Discusting! Damn!
*Kratos enters the toillet*
Kratos: Well guys...we got...our OW BLOODY HELL WHATS THAT SMELL!
HunterICX: Its dowly, lets get the hell out of here!!!!!

Take off-

HunterICX: Yaaaaaaaay, new aircraft!
Goering: AND YOU ALL KEEPZ THEM IN ONE PIEZE NOW!
Kratos: Will try my best.
Xabbarus: Damn doctor...everyhing just hurts
Dowly: Well he had to pull you back to your original size..thats not pretty
Xabbarus: Yeah, just a second longer and I would have killed that damn doctor.

Radio chatter -
HunterICX: what are we actually doing this late in the afternoon
Dowly: patrolling....nothing special.
Kratos: Finally I can keep my aircraft in 1 piece
Dowly: I certainly hope so
HunterICX: Hehehehe....cant imagine goering face if we did it again
Dowly: oooh...what do I see there!
Xabbarus: IL2's unescorted!
Kratos: thats better
Dowly: turkey shooting time!
HunterICX: I still would be carefull with those rear gunners..the PE2 from the mission earlier peppered my engine.
Dowly: dont worry! I,m going in!
HunterICX: ah well, lets go!

HunterICX: Holy crap, what are those IL2 made out of?
Xabbarus: Paper I guess
Dowly: *ah ah ah staying alive staying alive..*
Kratos: ow boy.....

USSR rear gunner: NEXT TIME DOWLY, NEXT TIME!!!!!!
Dowly: Huh? do I know you?
USSR Rear gunner: I am your father...
Dowly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kratos: WAKE UP FERRET!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!
Dowly: Whu..wa...?
Kratos: Whats up with you man! you where snoring throught the radio and your aircraft was floating away from us.
Dowly: I had a fecking nightmare!
HunterICX: you always fall asleep when having easy targets
Dowly: I'm afraid so.
Xabbarus: Hunter finish that last one and lets go home...I'm getting quiet the appetite.
Kratos: yeah, same here.

HunterICX: thats number 2, now lets get out of here.

Landing-

Goering: OW good Job jungenz! you all made it!

Dowly: Whats for dinner?
Goering: Kartoffelsalat mit bradwurst
Xabbarus: what makes you in such good mood?
Goering: well, for the firzt time you all four maze it back to baze!
HunterICX: Ow boy, sound good to me

HunterICX: on the ground at last

Xabbarus: where's kratos?
Dowly: there he is...
HunterICX: hurry up, we are hungry
Dowly: that doesnt look right!
Xabbarus: Nope...he is going to fast
Kratos: ow..bugger!

HunterICX: Oh...oooh...
Dowly: indeed...
Xabbarus: thats not the worst part..look the door of the tower opens
Dowly: RUN KRATOS RUUUUN!!!!!!!
Goering: HERE !!!! COMEZ YETZ HERE!!!!!! VERDAMMTS DU SCHWEIN!!!!!!!
Kratos: Leave me aloooone!
HunterICX: Didnt knew goering could run that fast
Xabbarus: Surprised he even can walk.
Dowly: lets go..I,m really hungry

End of patrol 3

Kratos · 01-20-08, 12:01 PM

HeHe!!! why is it always me @ the brunt off the landing jokes now

I know why, coz they gave me p40's at the academy,not 109's,
as always Hunter good imagination

Dowly · 01-20-08, 12:05 PM

Lol, you really need to keep your eye on the speed indicator instead of going in at 350km/h. :rotfl:

XabbaRus · 01-20-08, 03:50 PM

That is the funniest one yet....

XabbaRus · 01-21-08, 03:42 AM

RL sucks
I should have time tonight though.

Dowly · 01-21-08, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by XabbaRus

RL sucks
I should have time tonight though.

Okie, hoping to fly tonight too. Missing the action already, SP campaign just isnt the same.

01-17-08, 10:03 AM	#31
Kratos Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,267 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Very good Hunter: quite an imagination you got there oh and the caps are good too Dowly. __________________

01-19-08, 11:40 AM	#32
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Ok are we flying tonight, RL got in the way the past few evenings. __________________

01-19-08, 03:57 PM	#35
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	OK, what was the flash project thing btw? __________________

01-20-08, 10:17 AM	#38
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,749 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	16/01/1943 2nd sortie of the day Goering: Acthung, keep thiz new aircraftz in one pieze! Dowly: can't make promises Kratos: I keep my mouth shut.... HunterICX: Oooh..goodie...Stalin sends PE2 aircraft! Dowly: Stalin must be in a nice mood then Xabbarus: give any of them in my gunsight this instant and I shoot them Kratos: Lets hope no one has me in the gunsight today. Radio chatter - HunterICX: Seeying anything? Kratos: Nothing yet. HunterICX: why do I have the feeling I'm always on front? Xabbarus: We simply cant risk the you mistake us for the enemy again. HunterICX: great..... Dowly: Na NA na naaaaaa HunterICX: Dang! those PE2's are high up there! see them Dowly: I see also a lot of fighters below them! Kratos: Ow boy, this looks nasty! Xabbarus: looks more like fun to me Dowly: attacking the fighters Kratos: Attacking with fingers crossed HunterICX: climbing higher to catch them PE2's Xabbarus: trying to follow. Dowly: get...in..my..sight.....dang it... Dowly: Gah...<Machine gun rattling> Dowly: got one! Kratos: Nice one, mate! Kratos: now..where is...<bullet impacts> Dowly: watch out , they are behind you! Kratos: Felt it...dang...<engine failing> Oh...this doesnt sound good Dowly: you really are unlucky. Kratos: Nah...I think its my task to piss off Goering. Kratos: theres the ground. Kratos: Arfhhhh....Now...off to ask that nice lady over there to borrow her car. HunterICX: have them PE2's in range Dowly: Dang dang dang I,m hit! I,m Hit! HunterICX: Blasted, there goes our second fighter Xabbarus: Goering is going to kill us. Dowly: bailing outta here! Dowly: Aircraft, go away! No, dont drop ontop of me! Go AWAAAAAAAY! Xabbarus: <bullet impacts> dammit! blast it! HunterICX: you alright there Xabbarus? Xabbarus: No, going down..toooo fast! HunterICX: Bail out! Xabbarus: cant...reach...the..... HunterICX: Xabbarus?!!!! Xabbarus: Stop yelling will you! HunterICX: are you ok? Xabbarus: I have the feeling I'm a lot shorter now. HunterICX: finally, I got you PE2! HunterICX: <machine gun rattling> say hello to my little friends Russian rear gunner: Screw you, komrad! <Machin gun firing> HunterICX: you little %$@! HunterICX: I'm screwed...losing power here. HunterICX: <Unhealthy engine sound> Better get this bird on the ground Back at base - Goering: <German foul language> FOUR AIRCRAFT!!!! YOU ARE A DISCRACE FOR THE LUFTWAFFE! Kratos: Calm down ya fecka Goering: %$"@ YOU!!!!! HunterICX: It wasnt our fault sir! Goering: NO?! WAS IT STALINS FAULT? Dowly: can we go now? Xabbarus: yeah, I have to see a doctor Dowly: Xabbarus, you are a lot shorter now. Xabbarus: shut up dowly..... Goering: NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THOSE AIRCRAFT! Kratos: buy us new ones. HunterICX: yeah, and while your at it...a new combat uniform too Goering: GET OUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! end of Patrol 4 __________________

01-20-08, 10:44 AM	#39
Kratos Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,267 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	better late than never __________________

01-20-08, 08:17 AM	#37
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,005 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	tick tock tick tock

01-20-08, 10:50 AM	#40
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,749 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	16/01/1943 patrol 3...damn what a long day... On the toillet: HunterICX: So dowly, you think goering will show up with new aircraft? Dowly: I doubt it. HunterICX: Never saw him going that red. Dowly: he was coooooking alright HunterICX: sniff Dowly! is that you! Dowly: tee-hee! HunterICX: Discusting! Damn! Kratos enters the toillet Kratos: Well guys...we got...our OW BLOODY HELL WHATS THAT SMELL! HunterICX: Its dowly, lets get the hell out of here!!!!! Take off- HunterICX: Yaaaaaaaay, new aircraft! Goering: AND YOU ALL KEEPZ THEM IN ONE PIEZE NOW! Kratos: Will try my best. Xabbarus: Damn doctor...everyhing just hurts Dowly: Well he had to pull you back to your original size..thats not pretty Xabbarus: Yeah, just a second longer and I would have killed that damn doctor. Radio chatter - HunterICX: what are we actually doing this late in the afternoon Dowly: patrolling....nothing special. Kratos: Finally I can keep my aircraft in 1 piece Dowly: I certainly hope so HunterICX: Hehehehe....cant imagine goering face if we did it again Dowly: oooh...what do I see there! Xabbarus: IL2's unescorted! Kratos: thats better Dowly: turkey shooting time! HunterICX: I still would be carefull with those rear gunners..the PE2 from the mission earlier peppered my engine. Dowly: dont worry! I,m going in! HunterICX: ah well, lets go! HunterICX: Holy crap, what are those IL2 made out of? Xabbarus: Paper I guess Dowly: ah ah ah staying alive staying alive.. Kratos: ow boy..... USSR rear gunner: NEXT TIME DOWLY, NEXT TIME!!!!!! Dowly: Huh? do I know you? USSR Rear gunner: I am your father... Dowly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Kratos: WAKE UP FERRET!!!!!!!! WAKE UP! Dowly: Whu..wa...? Kratos: Whats up with you man! you where snoring throught the radio and your aircraft was floating away from us. Dowly: I had a fecking nightmare! HunterICX: you always fall asleep when having easy targets Dowly: I'm afraid so. Xabbarus: Hunter finish that last one and lets go home...I'm getting quiet the appetite. Kratos: yeah, same here. HunterICX: thats number 2, now lets get out of here. Landing- Goering: OW good Job jungenz! you all made it! Dowly: Whats for dinner? Goering: Kartoffelsalat mit bradwurst Xabbarus: what makes you in such good mood? Goering: well, for the firzt time you all four maze it back to baze! HunterICX: Ow boy, sound good to me HunterICX: on the ground at last Xabbarus: where's kratos? Dowly: there he is... HunterICX: hurry up, we are hungry Dowly: that doesnt look right! Xabbarus: Nope...he is going to fast Kratos: ow..bugger! HunterICX: Oh...oooh... Dowly: indeed... Xabbarus: thats not the worst part..look the door of the tower opens Dowly: RUN KRATOS RUUUUN!!!!!!! Goering: HERE !!!! COMEZ YETZ HERE!!!!!! VERDAMMTS DU SCHWEIN!!!!!!! Kratos: Leave me aloooone! HunterICX: Didnt knew goering could run that fast Xabbarus: Surprised he even can walk. Dowly: lets go..I,m really hungry End of patrol 3 __________________

01-20-08, 12:01 PM	#41
Kratos Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,267 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	HeHe!!! why is it always me @ the brunt off the landing jokes now I know why, coz they gave me p40's at the academy,not 109's, as always Hunter good imagination __________________

01-20-08, 12:05 PM	#42
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,005 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Lol, you really need to keep your eye on the speed indicator instead of going in at 350km/h. :rotfl:

01-20-08, 03:50 PM	#43
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	That is the funniest one yet.... __________________

01-21-08, 03:42 AM	#44
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	RL sucks I should have time tonight though. __________________