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03-03-17, 05:27 AM | #16 | |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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Two seniors on a bench: 1. "Christmas is nice" Long pause .. 2. "Making Love is also nice! Longer pause .. 1. "But Christmas happens more often."
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03-03-17, 06:59 AM | #17 |
Chief of the Boat
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
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03-03-17, 07:02 AM | #18 |
Chief of the Boat
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My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord From my trousers it would spring But now I've got a full-time job To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing The way it would behave For every single morning It would stand and watch me shave. Now as old age approaches It sure gives me the blues To see it hang its little head And watch me tie my shoes.
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03-05-17, 02:32 PM | #19 |
Shark above Space Chicken
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There's supposed to be compensation. They lied!
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03-05-17, 03:02 PM | #20 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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Do you mean suspension
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03-05-17, 07:26 PM | #21 |
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Got drunk once and I felt ill and that was it for me. I rather enjoy one or two bottles of ale once a month these days. Just can not see the reason why people get drunk every weekend.
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03-06-17, 07:50 AM | #22 |
Chief of the Boat
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Can't stand the taste or smell of alcoholic drinks...never touch the stuff
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03-06-17, 07:57 AM | #23 | |
Lucky Jack
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03-06-17, 08:00 AM | #24 |
Chief of the Boat
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Nah, too fattening.
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03-06-17, 08:04 AM | #25 |
Lucky Jack
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03-16-17, 05:29 PM | #26 |
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To me, the worst was getting drunk, sleeping for eight hours and waking up still drunk.
Waking up with a hangover is a joy compared to experiencing the birth of a hangover while awake.
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