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Old 03-03-17, 05:27 AM   #16
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AHEM! at our age, our bursitis is the only thing that can kick up...fiercly!

Two seniors on a bench:
1. "Christmas is nice"
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2. "Making Love is also nice!
Longer pause ..
1. "But Christmas happens more often."
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Old 03-03-17, 06:59 AM   #17
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Two seniors on a bench:
1. "Christmas is nice"
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2. "Making Love is also nice!
Longer pause ..
1. "But Christmas happens more often."
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
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Old 03-03-17, 07:02 AM   #18
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My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.
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There's supposed to be compensation. They lied!
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There's supposed to be compensation. They lied!
Do you mean suspension
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Got drunk once and I felt ill and that was it for me. I rather enjoy one or two bottles of ale once a month these days. Just can not see the reason why people get drunk every weekend.
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Can't stand the taste or smell of alcoholic drinks...never touch the stuff








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Can't stand the taste or smell of alcoholic drinks...never touch the stuff








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Nah, too fattening.
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To me, the worst was getting drunk, sleeping for eight hours and waking up still drunk.

Waking up with a hangover is a joy compared to experiencing the birth of a hangover while awake.
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