The joke thread II - Page 22

Jimbuna · 08-14-18, 07:35 AM

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years, didn’t want to interrupt her.

Jimbuna · 08-14-18, 12:16 PM

My wife is really beginning to annoy me. I took her out for a meal yesterday and she ordered the most expensive thing on the menu, double whopper with cheese!

Jimbuna · 08-15-18, 08:19 AM

Why wife loves to role-play in bed. She usually pretends to be a coma patient.

Jimbuna · 08-16-18, 06:25 AM

Just got a really big response to my advert on the internet saying ‘Wife wanted’. In about 2hrs I had over 300 emails saying ‘you can have mine’.

Jimbuna · 08-17-18, 05:48 AM

My wife told me I was one in a million. After looking though her text messages I found out she was right.

Jimbuna · 08-17-18, 06:51 AM

What’s the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

Jimbuna · 08-18-18, 05:29 AM

The following conversation took place while on safari.

Wife: Wow those hippos are really fat and ugly, are they relatives of yours?
Me: Yeah, they’re my in-laws

Jimbuna · 08-19-18, 07:10 AM

My wife died and I couldn’t look at another women for over 10 years.

Now I’m out of jail I think it was probably a price worth paying.

mikesn9 · 08-20-18, 05:44 AM

BOO!!! HISS!!!
<chuckle>

Catfish · 08-20-18, 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

My wife died and I couldn’t look at another women for over 10 years.
Now I’m out of jail I think it was probably a price worth paying.

Was that a quote from Skybird

Catfish · 08-20-18, 08:01 AM

Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have antybodies.

Jimbuna · 08-20-18, 09:32 AM

Yesterday I went through a costly and painful procedure that required me to have my spine and both testicles removed.

Still, I got some fantastic wedding presents.

Jimbuna · 08-20-18, 01:00 PM

Cant believe how cheeky my son is. I bought him a bb gun for christmas and he got me a sweatshirt with a bullseye on the back.

Jimbuna · 08-21-18, 05:36 AM

My wife´s suspicious mind is really begining to annoy me. Last night after looking at my calendar she wanted to know who May was.

Jimbuna · 08-22-18, 08:19 AM

I’m going through a divorce at the moment and my wife told me she is going to make sure that my bank balance is £0…
That’s nice of her, paying off my debts.

08-14-18, 07:35 AM	#316
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,127 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I haven’t spoken to my wife in years, didn’t want to interrupt her. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-14-18, 12:16 PM	#317
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,127 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	My wife is really beginning to annoy me. I took her out for a meal yesterday and she ordered the most expensive thing on the menu, double whopper with cheese! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-15-18, 08:19 AM	#318
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,127 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why wife loves to role-play in bed. She usually pretends to be a coma patient. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-16-18, 06:25 AM	#319
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,127 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Just got a really big response to my advert on the internet saying ‘Wife wanted’. In about 2hrs I had over 300 emails saying ‘you can have mine’. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-17-18, 05:48 AM	#320
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,127 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	My wife told me I was one in a million. After looking though her text messages I found out she was right. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-17-18, 06:51 AM	#321
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,127 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What’s the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-18-18, 05:29 AM	#322
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,127 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The following conversation took place while on safari. Wife: Wow those hippos are really fat and ugly, are they relatives of yours? Me: Yeah, they’re my in-laws __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-19-18, 07:10 AM	#323
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,127 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	My wife died and I couldn’t look at another women for over 10 years. Now I’m out of jail I think it was probably a price worth paying. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-20-18, 05:44 AM	#324
mikesn9 Sonar Guy Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Sarasota Florida Posts: 390 Downloads: 68 Uploads: 0	BOO!!! HISS!!! <chuckle>

08-20-18, 08:01 AM	#326
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,897 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Why don't ants get sick? Because they have antybodies. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

08-20-18, 09:32 AM	#327
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,127 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Yesterday I went through a costly and painful procedure that required me to have my spine and both testicles removed. Still, I got some fantastic wedding presents. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-20-18, 01:00 PM	#328
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,127 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Cant believe how cheeky my son is. I bought him a bb gun for christmas and he got me a sweatshirt with a bullseye on the back. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-21-18, 05:36 AM	#329
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,127 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	My wife´s suspicious mind is really begining to annoy me. Last night after looking at my calendar she wanted to know who May was. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-22-18, 08:19 AM	#330
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,127 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I’m going through a divorce at the moment and my wife told me she is going to make sure that my bank balance is £0… That’s nice of her, paying off my debts. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)