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Jimbuna · 07-09-18, 06:52 AM

If good things come to those who wait then is being put into prison really a punishment?

Jimbuna · 07-10-18, 01:14 PM

No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Eichhörnchen · 07-10-18, 01:28 PM

https://uk.reuters.com/article/us-br...-idUKKBN1K020W

Just wondering what they'd get for my old map of the Bollock-Acher Wood

Jimbuna · 07-11-18, 07:38 AM

My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available.

Jimbuna · 07-15-18, 07:52 AM

Definition of Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.

Eisenwurst · 07-20-18, 04:05 AM

The Miss Universe Contest is rigged. It's always a bloody human that wins.

Jimbuna · 07-20-18, 09:06 AM

God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.

Jimbuna · 07-21-18, 06:30 AM

Just spent the last hour tightening every bottle top and jar in the house. That will teach my wife for saying she doesn’t need me anymore.

Jimbuna · 07-22-18, 06:34 AM

When I was a kid my dad used to beat me with his camera, I still have flash-backs.

Jimbuna · 07-23-18, 03:38 AM

I don’t always get asked out on dates but when I do it’s always April 1st.

Jimbuna · 07-23-18, 03:27 PM

My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.

vienna · 07-26-18, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

When I was a kid my dad used to beat me with his camera, I still have flash-backs.

Pictures or it didn't happen...

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STEED · 07-26-18, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.

READ ALL ABOUT IT, JIM'S HAVING AFFAIR WITH A YOUNGER WOMAN!

vienna wants to see the pictures and films.

Sean C · 07-27-18, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?

I forgot how to throw a boomerang ... but then it came back to me.

In other news, I hate mac & cheese. Apparently, I'm the only one.

Von Due · 07-27-18, 02:07 AM

An Egyptian zoo denies having painted a donkey to look like a zebra.

They were going for a tiger I suppose.

07-09-18, 06:52 AM	#8056
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,007 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If good things come to those who wait then is being put into prison really a punishment? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-10-18, 01:14 PM	#8057
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,007 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-10-18, 01:28 PM	#8058
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,740 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Original Hundred-Acre Wood map sold at auction https://uk.reuters.com/article/us-br...-idUKKBN1K020W Just wondering what they'd get for my old map of the Bollock-Acher Wood __________________

07-11-18, 07:38 AM	#8059
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,007 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-15-18, 07:52 AM	#8060
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,007 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Definition of Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-20-18, 04:05 AM	#8061
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,587 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	The Miss Universe Contest is rigged. It's always a bloody human that wins. __________________

07-20-18, 09:06 AM	#8062
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,007 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-21-18, 06:30 AM	#8063
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,007 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Just spent the last hour tightening every bottle top and jar in the house. That will teach my wife for saying she doesn’t need me anymore. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-22-18, 06:34 AM	#8064
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,007 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When I was a kid my dad used to beat me with his camera, I still have flash-backs. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-23-18, 03:38 AM	#8065
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,007 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I don’t always get asked out on dates but when I do it’s always April 1st. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-23-18, 03:27 PM	#8066
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,007 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-27-18, 02:07 AM	#8070
Von Due Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,660 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	An Egyptian zoo denies having painted a donkey to look like a zebra. They were going for a tiger I suppose.