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Eichhörnchen · 06-17-17, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Commander Wallace

I remember when Jessica Simpson thought that " Chicken of the Sea " tuna was really chickens that lived in the sea.

Who is Jessica Simpson? I've got a great investment opportunity for her

Commander Wallace · 06-17-17, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

Who is Jessica Simpson? I've got a great investment opportunity for her

Jessica Simpson is a lass of the blonde persuasion whose, um, er, assets arrive a minute or 2 before she does.

Who knows who persuaded her to be blonde though.

Eichhörnchen · 06-17-17, 06:42 PM

"You don't get many off those to the kilo"

Moonlight · 06-18-17, 06:48 AM

She sings as well Mr Squirrel, the car washing scene is....... I'll say no more just make sure your better half is not around.

Sailor Steve · 06-18-17, 08:53 AM

Well, that was purely awful.

Simpson has made millions off of mediocre pop music albums, but her biggest claim to fame was the reality show with her ex-husband Nick Lachey, in which everybody loved to laugh at the "dumb blonde". Real, or an act? Who knows? Who cares? Yeah, you can talk about her looks, but you can look at hundreds of gorgeous women in the internet. I don't think she's worth the time.

Aktungbby · 06-18-17, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Moonlight

the car washing scene is....... I'll say no more just make sure your better half is not around.

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Well, that was purely awful.

I don't think she's worth the time.

Indeed Willie Nelson should B ashamed wasting his talent there! Now when it comes to carwashes for Father's Day....
Joy Patricia Harmon takes the cake (she retired from acting to become a baker??!!) Neither Paul Newman nor (academy award winner) George Kennedy wasted their talent:

Fubar2Niner · 06-18-17, 11:44 AM

Damnit BBY why didn't she become a window cleaner ................. ?

Platapus · 06-18-17, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Well, that was purely awful.

I would agree. That used to be a pretty good song. I am hardly an authority of such matters, but it seems that as a singer her primary talent is her appearance.

I have heard that some people have a good face for radio. She has a good voice for photography.

Moonlight · 06-18-17, 11:52 AM

I just asked my young married neighbour about her opinion of the 2 videos above, she's 25, a stunner to look at and she's well known as a conservative type of girl so there's no displaying of cleavage for her.

"If that's what they want to do let them get on with it, as long as they're not forced or coerced into flaunting their assets that's fine by me" she said. I gave her a quizzical look and she said, "I also think they should be grazing in a farmers field and milked everyday but that's just my opinion".

That woman is full of surprises as I expected her to blow a gasket but she said, "Some old fuddy duddies can't adapt to modern times and need to get a grip as this is now and not the days of old, whatever we think on the morals of it it doesn't count does it when the monies rolling in".

She doesn't say much that one but I'm glad to say that she wasn't referring to me as a fuddy duddy.

Commander Wallace · 06-18-17, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Well, that was purely awful.

Simpson has made millions off of mediocre pop music albums, but her biggest claim to fame was the reality show with her ex-husband Nick Lachey, in which everybody loved to laugh at the "dumb blonde". Real, or an act? Who knows? Who cares? Yeah, you can talk about her looks, but you can look at hundreds of gorgeous women in the internet. I don't think she's worth the time.

I don't think anyone will confuse Jessica Simpson with anything even close to acting or vocal abilities or talent. One can easily think of women in music who are incredible talents. Vienna and Moonlight have posted videos of other women in the Subsim music thread. Ann and Nancy Wilson of Heart, Pat Benatar, Bonnie Raitt and Anita Cochran are just a few female artists that come to mind. Bonnie Raitt, Nancy Wilson and Anita Cochran are accomplished guitar players as well.

Fubar2Niner · 06-18-17, 01:20 PM

Who gives a bugger about musical, acting talents etc.... I just want this woman to clean my windows

Commander Wallace · 06-18-17, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Fubar2Niner

Who gives a bugger about musical, acting talents etc.... I just want this woman to clean my windows

True enough but after she is done doing my windows and car.

Reece · 06-18-17, 08:06 PM

Oh yeh!!

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Well, that was purely awful. Simpson has made millions off of mediocre pop music albums, but her biggest claim to fame was the reality show with her ex-husband Nick Lachey, in which everybody loved to laugh at the "dumb blonde". Real, or an act? Who knows? Who cares? Yeah, you can talk about her looks, but you can look at hundreds of gorgeous women in the internet. I don't think she's worth the time. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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Moonlight Admiral Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Fookhall Copse Posts: 2,133 Downloads: 184 Uploads: 0	I just asked my young married neighbour about her opinion of the 2 videos above, she's 25, a stunner to look at and she's well known as a conservative type of girl so there's no displaying of cleavage for her. "If that's what they want to do let them get on with it, as long as they're not forced or coerced into flaunting their assets that's fine by me" she said. I gave her a quizzical look and she said, "I also think they should be grazing in a farmers field and milked everyday but that's just my opinion". That woman is full of surprises as I expected her to blow a gasket but she said, "Some old fuddy duddies can't adapt to modern times and need to get a grip as this is now and not the days of old, whatever we think on the morals of it it doesn't count does it when the monies rolling in". She doesn't say much that one but I'm glad to say that she wasn't referring to me as a fuddy duddy. __________________

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Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,139 Downloads: 275 Uploads: 0	Who gives a bugger about musical, acting talents etc.... I just want this woman to clean my windows