Lolwaffles: Kuban Bridge Crisis

[Oberon]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Very nice! I'm going to have to make an updated intro to include our new pilot!

[Raptor1]

I may like to inquire as to what brought about the unsummary death of a certain Task Force before his due date of execution

[XabbaRus]

I got 1 bomber and 1 fighter tonight.

I wish I hadn't bailed out at the end of teh second mission as I had parked up nicely in a space saving manner in the hangar

[Raptor1]

What is this flag that is painted on that tail of yours?

Do I smell conspiracy?

[Task Force]

Why did I get shot up at the end of the game... If it is about the sholder shooting I did. Im sorry. but thats no need to go shooting me, all you needed to do was tell me to stop, and I will.

[HunterICX]

Task Force!

There is something you NEVER EVER should do and thats called ''Shoulder shooting'' that can get you Kicked and Banned on most public servers and for good reason they do.

if you see a friendly already chasing a enemy fighter DO NOT SHOOT over his Cockpit to hit the enemy, there is a Risk you hit a friendly that way.
because I was trailing this I-185 getting in firing range till I saw blue tracers fly all around my cockpit, looking on my six and saw you. you may know I was typing the console commands to kick you out of the server.
there are certain things that can make me very mad, shouldershooting is one of them and you came to notice that in the groundstrafing at you.

biggest infraction you can commit in IL2 MP is shouldershooting a Player aircraft on the same team. I'm fine if you do this with the AI as they will do the same to you, but you NEVER EVER do this to anyone of the same team.
we don't tell you to stop shouldershooting Task Force, you simply NEVER do such action.

Understood?
now, be glad...Freisler will have you shot after the kuban Campaign too.

HunterICX

[Task Force]

Iadmit i ********d up, wont do it again. as I wouldnt appreciate it done to me.

And why is part of my sig showing up as a x...

[Oberon]

Ah, he up to his old tricks, eh?

Anyway, I was examining British propaganda in order to help Goebbels find a way to denounce it better. I mean, it was the least I could do after Hunter made him cry.

PS: He's assured me that I will be credited with all the kills you make, so you don't need to keep score

[Task Force]

Originally Posted by Oberon

Ah, he up to his old tricks, eh?

Anyway, I was examining British propaganda in order to help Goebbels find a way to denounce it better. I mean, it was the least I could do after Hunter made him cry.

PS: He's assured me that I will be credited with all the kills you make, so you don't need to keep score

Is that so... guess ill make no more kills. lol

[Schroeder]

Great sorties today... first my ISP pi$$es me off once more by quitting on my right after the start and then during the second sortie my computer decides it is time for a brake right as I was on finals after shooting down two Lagg3s (although I think it was something with the power supply as I think that I noticed the lights to dim for the tenth of second right when my screen froze)

[Dowly]

Guncam

[XabbaRus]

So was anyone recording this?

I say as Task Forces punishment he has to fly straight and level and everyone takes turn for a 1 second burst...

[Raptor1]

Originally Posted by XabbaRus

I say as Task Forces punishment he has to fly straight and level and everyone takes turn for a 1 second burst...

With the MK 103?

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

I say as punishment Task Force shall be forced to fly the J8A and Hunter will be allowed to blow Task Force out of the sky in any plane.

[Raptor1]

Originally Posted by Kptlt. Hellmut Neuerburg

I say as punishment Task Force shall be forced to fly the J8A and Hunter will be allowed to blow Task Force out of the sky in any plane.

Never underestimate the Gladiator...EVER...