The Base Bar - Page 6

HunterICX · 07-02-07, 06:31 AM

*HunterICX walks towards the bomb that smashed with its nose into the ground*

Mmmm..
*looks on the side of the bomb and reads*

Detonator made in Taiwan....

bloody hell a 8,000 LB bomb..and they put a craptastic detonator on that doesnt work...

oh..wait a note : ''did it go Kaboom?!''

Oi Steed you got some Tallboys to give a reply to those bastards that dropped this bugger?

Oberon · 07-02-07, 10:37 AM

*Meanwhile flying overhead.*

Pilot: "Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!!"

Biggles · 07-02-07, 12:40 PM

*Biggles walks up to HunterICX and take a look at the bomb*

-Hmpf....I've seen bombs like this one before. And I recognize the handwriting....it's me old nemesis, Erich Von Stalhein! It's time to take to the air again then...bah, that......just look! He stole my Lancaster! Now I'm bloody pissed! C'mon lads! Let's take that bird down! I'd rather see it burn than let it fall into Stalheins dirty hands!

Kratos · 07-02-07, 02:52 PM

meanwhile the swine that bombed the base bar reply's

By Kratos1 at 2007-07-02

Chock · 07-02-07, 03:36 PM

Just to stir things up, Chock yells: 'Von Stalhein for President!'

followed by a provocative: 'Mark Way was asking for it!' *

* (need to read the Biggles books to get this one)

Chock

Biggles · 07-02-07, 03:54 PM

-How dare you!? *Biggles slaps Chock in the face* Mark was my gunner, and my mate! That Von Kraudil was better off dead than alive! We can't have jerries like that flying around, shooting pilots that obviously had to land! And Mark travelled all the way from New Zeeland to help us up here, show some bloody respect!

(btw, I'm quite surprised over your knowledge over the Biggles novels. I'd never imagined anyone here knowing about Mark Way....)

Chock · 07-02-07, 04:35 PM

The Biggles novels might be ostensibly aimed at younger readers, but that's not to say that they are childish in all ways. Capt.W.E. Johns' experiences form the basis for a lot of the anecdotes which appear in early Biggles stories, which makes them semi-autobiographical, and you can learn a lot about the period of WW1 flying in the RFC by 'reading between the lines' in Biggles books. I remember re-reading the bit in 'Biggles learns to fly' some time ago, and it brought a wry smile to my face when I read the bit where he loses sight of the airfield on his first solo circuit and has to land in a nearby field, as I recalled my own first solo flight when I nearly ended up doing the same thing (fortunately in my case I spotted it again). I heartily recommend anyone into aeroplanes reading the early Biggles books, you'll be surprised how enjoyable they are.

Chock

Biggles · 07-02-07, 06:00 PM

For that one, I'll buy you a drink. It''s so nice to see that I'm not alone out there in the darkness!

Kratos · 07-02-07, 07:00 PM

Barman ''set me a brandy up'' says Kratos .iv'e just flown 20 minutes to drop a couple of bombs on a carrier,missed narrowly and got stung by the other carrier and ive had a long bloody swim home

By Kratos1 at 2007-07-02

Dowly · 07-02-07, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kratos

Barman ''set me a brandy up'' says Kratos .iv'e just flown 20 minutes to drop a couple of bombs on a carrier,missed narrowly and got stung by the other carrier and ive had a long bloody swim home

LMAO!! :p

HunterICX · 07-03-07, 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kratos

Barman ''set me a brandy up'' says Kratos .iv'e just flown 20 minutes to drop a couple of bombs on a carrier,missed narrowly and got stung by the other carrier and ive had a long bloody swim home

LMAO!! :p

*HunterICX looks at Dowly*

tell me, are you laughing or having a orgasm...

robbo180265 · 07-03-07, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kratos

Barman ''set me a brandy up'' says Kratos .iv'e just flown 20 minutes to drop a couple of bombs on a carrier,missed narrowly and got stung by the other carrier and ive had a long bloody swim home

Supprise Butsecks! :p

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Dowly · 07-03-07, 09:34 AM

@Hunter

What Robbo said.

:p

Oberon · 07-03-07, 11:38 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Nevermind Kratos, I know the channel so well that there's talk of renaming it "Oberon's pool"

Still, after a frantic afternoons flying, there's nothing like a refreshing dip to get the blood flowing again....voluntary or otherwise....

STEED · 07-03-07, 12:26 PM

STEED shouts out from the first floor "Shut up I'm entertaining the ladies here." then looks up "Fecking feck where did the fecking roof go."

STEEDS storms out to his YAK 9T takes to the air and shoots down the fecker who bombed the bar. "Take that you filthy fecker," and with that STEED returns to base to get badly drunk.

Meanwhile Dowly has won the farting contest and takes to the air and sticks his butt out the cockpit, back on the ground HunterIXC looks up and passes the comment “O’ my Dowly got three buttocks.

07-02-07, 06:31 AM	#76
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	HunterICX walks towards the bomb that smashed with its nose into the ground Mmmm.. looks on the side of the bomb and reads Detonator made in Taiwan.... bloody hell a 8,000 LB bomb..and they put a craptastic detonator on that doesnt work... oh..wait a note : ''did it go Kaboom?!'' Oi Steed you got some Tallboys to give a reply to those bastards that dropped this bugger? __________________

07-02-07, 12:40 PM	#78
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,528 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Biggles walks up to HunterICX and take a look at the bomb -Hmpf....I've seen bombs like this one before. And I recognize the handwriting....it's me old nemesis, Erich Von Stalhein! It's time to take to the air again then...bah, that......just look! He stole my Lancaster! Now I'm bloody pissed! C'mon lads! Let's take that bird down! I'd rather see it burn than let it fall into Stalheins dirty hands! __________________

07-02-07, 03:36 PM	#80
Chock Sea Lord Join Date: May 2005 Location: Under a thermal layer in chilly Olde England Posts: 1,842 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Just to stir things up, Chock yells: 'Von Stalhein for President!' followed by a provocative: 'Mark Way was asking for it!' * * (need to read the Biggles books to get this one) Chock __________________

07-02-07, 03:54 PM	#81
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,528 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	-How dare you!? Biggles slaps Chock in the face Mark was my gunner, and my mate! That Von Kraudil was better off dead than alive! We can't have jerries like that flying around, shooting pilots that obviously had to land! And Mark travelled all the way from New Zeeland to help us up here, show some bloody respect! (btw, I'm quite surprised over your knowledge over the Biggles novels. I'd never imagined anyone here knowing about Mark Way....) __________________

07-02-07, 04:35 PM	#82
Chock Sea Lord Join Date: May 2005 Location: Under a thermal layer in chilly Olde England Posts: 1,842 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	The Biggles novels might be ostensibly aimed at younger readers, but that's not to say that they are childish in all ways. Capt.W.E. Johns' experiences form the basis for a lot of the anecdotes which appear in early Biggles stories, which makes them semi-autobiographical, and you can learn a lot about the period of WW1 flying in the RFC by 'reading between the lines' in Biggles books. I remember re-reading the bit in 'Biggles learns to fly' some time ago, and it brought a wry smile to my face when I read the bit where he loses sight of the airfield on his first solo circuit and has to land in a nearby field, as I recalled my own first solo flight when I nearly ended up doing the same thing (fortunately in my case I spotted it again). I heartily recommend anyone into aeroplanes reading the early Biggles books, you'll be surprised how enjoyable they are. Chock __________________

07-02-07, 10:37 AM	#77
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Meanwhile flying overhead. Pilot: "Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!!"

07-02-07, 02:52 PM	#79
Kratos Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,267 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	meanwhile the swine that bombed the base bar reply's By Kratos1 at 2007-07-02

07-02-07, 06:00 PM	#83
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,528 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	For that one, I'll buy you a drink. It''s so nice to see that I'm not alone out there in the darkness! __________________

07-02-07, 07:00 PM	#84
Kratos Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,267 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Barman ''set me a brandy up'' says Kratos .iv'e just flown 20 minutes to drop a couple of bombs on a carrier,missed narrowly and got stung by the other carrier and ive had a long bloody swim home By Kratos1 at 2007-07-02 __________________

07-03-07, 09:34 AM	#88
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,035 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	@Hunter What Robbo said. :p

07-03-07, 11:38 AM	#89
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Nevermind Kratos, I know the channel so well that there's talk of renaming it "Oberon's pool" Still, after a frantic afternoons flying, there's nothing like a refreshing dip to get the blood flowing again....voluntary or otherwise....

07-03-07, 12:26 PM	#90
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	STEED shouts out from the first floor "Shut up I'm entertaining the ladies here." then looks up "Fecking feck where did the fecking roof go." STEEDS storms out to his YAK 9T takes to the air and shoots down the fecker who bombed the bar. "Take that you filthy fecker," and with that STEED returns to base to get badly drunk. Meanwhile Dowly has won the farting contest and takes to the air and sticks his butt out the cockpit, back on the ground HunterIXC looks up and passes the comment “O’ my Dowly got three buttocks. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!