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Old 09-27-11, 05:06 PM   #1
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Welcome to Ura Guba, get to know it and the attractive bridge, we could be here for a while.

The LoLwaffles are ordered back to duty (Again!)

At HQ Oberon reads the letters on his cake which spell ''Ura Guba'' he turns around sais with a smile...it has to be a lie the cake always a lie but seeying the faces of his fellow officers he turns around and whispers...

''Verdammt!''

At a different location Herr Arclight gets his phonecall to take part in the battle of Ura Guba in the eastern Front.

''Why can't we just blow up a bridge in Holland and call it a day?, I'm pretty sure it'll we bite us in the ass one day if we don't''

In France Schroeder just got his call and is pondering over the fact he'll probally have go back to two cheeseheads who haven't a slightest idea how to apreciate German engineering, a Brit who clearly should under no condition try to speak German, Taskforce who probally paint US stars on his aircraft again and Raptor who would have him shot with every chance he can get.

''Where are my Cyanide pills''

As for Task Force it doesn't matter where he'll fly as long there's a Schulz tower or Bunker to crash into...

''I think I'm getting the hang of it...''

Raptor ofcourse has his own way to express himself when the messenger told him the news.


and not to forget HunterICX...

''FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUU....''



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Old 09-27-11, 05:13 PM   #2
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The star of the show makes its first appearance!


Formation flying blasphemy!


PERKELE


Raptor tangles with Peshkas from hell, and gets a busted engine for his troubles


Arc lands


Hunter also suffers the curse of the Peshka


I claim one I-16, and a damaged Peshka.
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Old 09-27-11, 07:11 PM   #3
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T'was a taxiing accident.

Full brakes, full rudder, little throttle to turn it -> noses over.

Right.
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Old 09-28-11, 10:22 AM   #4
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T'was a taxiing accident.

Full brakes, full rudder, little throttle to turn it -> noses over.

Right.
German Engineering and Oleg's world...

neither of them will ever make sense

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Old 09-28-11, 10:23 AM   #5
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Got everything installed and running. So im ready to become a fireball.
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Old 09-28-11, 12:18 PM   #6
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T'was a taxiing accident.

Full brakes, full rudder, little throttle to turn it -> noses over.

Right.
Full brakes.
When taxiing you should always pull the stick back to the max to prevent your aircraft from nosing over.
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Old 09-28-11, 12:19 PM   #7
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Full brakes.
When taxiing you should always pull the stick back to the max to prevent your aircraft from nosing over.
Aha...ze Smartass hasn't lost his touch

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Old 09-28-11, 12:30 PM   #8
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I just pump the brakes, seems to work fine.
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Old 09-28-11, 12:33 PM   #9
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Full brakes.
When taxiing you should always pull the stick back to the max to prevent your aircraft from nosing over.
T'was stationary, trying to turn it around. You don't think I'd be surprised about a moving aircraft nosing over with full brakes, right?
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Old 09-29-11, 12:08 PM   #10
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T'was stationary, trying to turn it around. You don't think I'd be surprised about a moving aircraft nosing over with full brakes, right?
Well, you're Dutch so...er...never mind.
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Old 09-29-11, 12:13 PM   #11
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Well, you're Dutch so...er...never mind.
I was expecting that!

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Old 09-30-11, 11:11 AM   #12
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I just pump the brakes, seems to work fine.


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Old 09-30-11, 12:11 PM   #13
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@Oberon: I hope you don't mind what I've done to your first post

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Old 09-30-11, 01:41 PM   #14
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Good thing that Raptor fears me so much that won't show up on Fridays.
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Old 09-30-11, 01:44 PM   #15
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@Oberon: I hope you don't mind what I've done to your first post

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