A study of Stupidity..Wern

[Armistead]

{This study was so confusing, I may have to edit it a few times to get it correct and in proper order. The study of dumb people can often leave you baffled and confused yourself}

In recent threads the debate continues regarding which person is the dumbest member here. Sailor Steve claims to be, but I feel his stupidity still doesn't equal that of Wernher, so to prove my point I took the matter upon myself to prove why Wern is the dumbest person here. I know we have several members stating they're dumber than these two, but I think the evidence will clearly point out that Wern is possibly the dumbest member in our forum history.

Here is the result of that study of genealogy. It was a very complex study.

This is the earliest known picture of Wern taken before his rumored mother was sent into hiding somewhere in the deep south. It clearly offers us some clues regarding Wern's stupidity, but all we do is speculate here, was Wern born stupid and clumsy or did he suffer brain damage before
preventative measures were taken?



However, further studies offer us more clues that Wern was simply born stupid. I traced his lineage back to this man.



Records show us this man picked up a young gal somewhere in the mountains of Virginia to
wash his undergarments. Rumors state she was short haired and ugly. One night before this man fought Robert E. Lee, being very afraid, he got drunk again, stumbled out of his wagon and mistook the lady garment cleaner as a captured confederate prisoner and forced himself on her. Later she got pregnant and he discarded her. She gave birth behind a big bush and had a son. She had no last name, but seeing the bush, she took on the last name "Bush", for her and her son Sam



Sam grew up, got 40 acres and a mule from the government. Sam was known for throwing rocks and robbing those that used a dirt road that passed through his land. One day he hit a rather famous and smart "Jefferson Clinton" with a rock and was arrested. The rock was used as evidence and was later found to be steel ore. Sam paid Clinton off and became rich and dumb.

Sam kept many prostitutes that had children, but Sam and his wife took them for their own and raised them rich and dumb. This leads us to Wern's grandfather,

Prescott

.

He had a few children. Rumors speculate that he murdered his wife in a staged car wreck and later had an affair with a Kennedy, but eventually gave birth to Wern's father, who was shot down over the pacific.

Wern's father George {child unknown}



He married a ugly older gal named Barbara, but records and DNA prove that she wasn't Wern's mother. Seems this man why visiting the south also had an affair with a gal with the last name "Lewis" and fathered two children by her, Wern and Jerry Lee.

Picture of Wern's brother Jerry Lee.



Later, Wern's father met up with another lady, got her drunk and forced himself upon her and she gave birth to Wern's half brother Forrest, who appears to be the smartest of the entire family.



Wern's father denied that he fathered these three children, stating DNA testing was flawed.Returning home, he later gave birth to Wern's other half brother,



Sadly, it appears Wern may be the dumbest, despite their stupidity, at least the other brainless wits in his lineage did achieve some success and fame. Wern later changed his name and became a cop.

His only claim to fame ,a few small films posted about him on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOVku...eature=related

Is it possible Wern suffered some mild brain damage when he landed on his head in the above video, but he was clearly already dumb beforehand..

He was later not allowed a patrol car and put on bike patrol, then this happened and
was put on foot patrol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYWOy...eature=related

Wern spent many years doing foot patrol, lost a lot of weight, bleached his hair, tanned and
became a cop in another city...During a recorded cop psychology interview years later, Wern
relives past events..even discusses why he tazed himself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2e3T8AOv6Y




Steve is dumb for sure, but Wern is clearly dumber....

I rest my case...

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Armistead

Steve is dumb for sure

And once again I have to challenge this terrible allegation. I may be stupid, but I'm not dumb!

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

And once again I have to challenge this terrible allegation. I may be stupid, but I'm not dumb!

Oh, not another...one on every forum, OK, you can speak, but at least you admit you're stupid.

I don't know what an "allegation" is, some form of reptile?

[boonie]

Originally Posted by Armistead

I don't know what an "allegation" is, some form of reptile?

that made me LOL. maybe i am stupid too.

[Hylander_1314]

Upperclass Twit Of The Year:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqObJtGrKaA

[Sailor Steve]

Oh, so you're the one who's been following us around with a camera!

[rmr1701]

I am thoroughly pleased, that in my absense, no amount of sanity has found it's way into this forum. You all are as warped and psychotic as usual.

[Sailor Steve]

In your "absense"? You've abdicated having sense? Or was it "absence"? Who are you?

Or did you mean "absynthe"? That would make sense.

[bademeister]

Hello,
I am glad to see so many scientists and philosophers here in the forum. By the way i asked myself, when i saw the photos of this study, if there is a coherence between stupidity, dumbness and success in moving up the social ladder.
The bavarians for examle are well known in Germany for their good education (pisa-study) and their wealth (one of the few states in Germany without depts).
now look at this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYJ4uAfT_pU

[rmr1701]

Rat's, you've caught me and discovered that I am not a typist and misspelled "absence".

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by rmr1701

Rat's, you've caught me and discovered that I am not a typist and misspelled "absence".

I'm also a tease who likes word games.