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Old 07-16-2008, 06:51 PM   #1
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This is a non-suspicious incident thats not suspicious at all.

Just to make sure you know, there is nothing suspicious at all about a man being
decapitated by a chainsaw in a empty flat; the lack of suspicion is mentioned
several times.

The non-suspicious incident was so non-suspicious that the person who called the
police in reported it as a non-suspicious incident.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/h...re/7505443.stm

I would just like to remind you that there is nothing suspicious going on here.
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Old 07-16-2008, 06:53 PM   #2
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"Suspicious" is a very hard word to type for my Norwegian brain. (I had to check your post for spelling at least twice)
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Old 07-16-2008, 06:55 PM   #3
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Reminds me of the 1996 Darwin award winner:

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Some men will got to extraordinary lengths to prove how macho they are. Frenchman Pierre Pumpille recently shunted a stationary car two feet by headbutting it. "Women thought I was a god," he explained from his hospital bed.
Deity or not, however, Pumpille is a veritable girl's blouse compared to Polish farmer Krystof Azninski, who staked a strong claim to being Europe's most macho man by cutting off his own head in 1995. Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some "men's games". Initially they hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, but then one man upped the ante by seizing a chainsaw and cutting off the end of his foot. Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw and, shouting "Watch this then," he swung at his own head and chopped it off.
"It's funny," said one companion, "when he was young he put on his sister's underwear. But he died like a man."

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Old 07-16-2008, 09:14 PM   #4
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It's hard to imagine someone committing suicide by a chainsaw. :hmm:

There are more less painful ways to go but the police here, IMHO, are either part of it or just ignorant of the facts.
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:20 AM   #5
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Technically maybe possible, but hard to believe.
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Old 07-17-2008, 05:22 AM   #6
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The death may have been accidental. Stupid people do stupid things with chain saws.

My question is: Was there any indication of any foul play at the scene? The article leaves out a lot of information that prevents us from forming an intelligent opinion of what happened.
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Old 07-17-2008, 05:25 AM   #7
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Highly unsuspicious

Did they examine the chainsaw?
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:31 AM   #8
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I would just like to remind you that there is nothing suspicious going on here.
Indeed......move along, move along there........nothing to see here........what?....You never seen a guy cut his own head off with a chainsaw before?.......move along, move along I say........!
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:51 AM   #9
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Did they question the chain saw? :hmm:
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Yeah, but it had an alibi.
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Old 07-17-2008, 10:17 AM   #11
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Apparently it claimed it 'saw' nothing.
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Apparently it claimed it 'saw' nothing.
Badoom-tish
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Old 07-17-2008, 12:40 PM   #13
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Apparently it claimed it 'saw' nothing.
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