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05-09-09, 01:45 PM | #1 |
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Lolwaffles: Kuban Bridge Crisis
Freshly transferred from their triumph against the Allies in Sicily, the Lolwaffles now find themselves against the Soviet hordes trying to push the embattered German army back into the Black Sea, or are the Germans pushing the Soviets back into the Black Sea, High Command was not so sure.
General: Mein Fuhrer, ze map is upside down... Hitler: NEIN! It is ze vorld vich is upside down!! Videos: LoLwaffles: HunterICX Lost Flight Footage LoLwaffles: Kuban Bridge Crisis Lolwaffles - Goering's comedians of the sky Most of them arrived by uboat, shipped secretly through the Bosporus, traumatised by spending several weeks locked up in a confined space....with Schroeder, however Hunter, who was working on his Motorcycle licence, wisely, decided to go by road. He arrived on time, although his first complaint was the heat: Once they had settled in and found the latrines, Schultz arrived and unveiled their aircraft, some Heinkels with no bombs, 110s...with no bombs, and the infamous G6! On the first mission, the group took off and found that the ebil Communists (TM) had outsourced the VVF to the British and Americans, with IL2s in USAAF markings and P-51s thrown into the mix, mass confusion and destruction ensued. The second mission was a recon mission to observe a strange Soviet construction, Oberon climbed into the back of Hunters 110 and made 99 red balloons into 98. The strange Soviet construction was soon revealed to be a series of land bridges, with some tanks around it, the tanks were strafed and anti-air defences removed and a return to base began. Oberon resisted the urge to make 98 red balloons 97. The Third mission started twice, the first went horrendously wrong when Oberon met a 109 coming the other way down the same runway he was taking off from. Schultz was duly summoned and a second attempt was made. This time Red Max stayed at base and played a selection of patriotic songs from the wireless over the radio, part aiding in morale, part jamming the squadron frequencies. Task Force snuck into the rear gunner position of Oberons 110, after Schroeder made beckoning gestures and tried to lure him into his aircraft with candy. Although, perhaps Task Force would have been better to have risked his life in Schroeders hands as he found out why so few people fly Oberon Air. After flying through the center of a 109 formation, Oberon dove on the Land Bridge, exceeding 650km/h, due to the shaking he was concerned something might have fallen off, but the only thing that left the aircraft was Task Forces lunch. A flak-truck and two armoured cars were slain but one of them managed to heavily wound Task Force who saw the world through a thick red mist as Oberon flew at Oleg tree level back to base before the Mustangskis came down to play. Last edited by HunterICX; 05-26-09 at 03:53 AM. |
05-09-09, 02:52 PM | #2 |
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That sums it up.
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Putting Germ back into Germany. |
05-09-09, 03:56 PM | #3 |
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Sorry I bailed after mission three first attempt.
Needed sleep. At least I managed to down a Mustang in mission number 2. |
05-10-09, 08:29 AM | #4 |
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Great read as usual Oberon,
Campaign thread stickied and I've editted the 1st post with the score of the first couple of missions which soon I will replace with the scoreboard I used in the Sicily campaign. HunterICX
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05-10-09, 08:54 AM | #5 |
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When the hell did we fly in Siciliy?
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05-10-09, 08:59 AM | #6 |
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I think you where playing WWIIOL back then
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=148042 HunterICX
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05-10-09, 07:20 PM | #7 |
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LoLwaffles: HunterICX Lost Flight Footage
HunterICX
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05-10-09, 10:36 PM | #8 |
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Uh ohs your in it now!!:rotfl:
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05-11-09, 07:22 AM | #9 |
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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Very nice! I'm going to have to make an updated intro to include our new pilot! |
05-11-09, 05:06 PM | #10 |
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I may like to inquire as to what brought about the unsummary death of a certain Task Force before his due date of execution
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05-11-09, 05:07 PM | #11 |
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I got 1 bomber and 1 fighter tonight.
I wish I hadn't bailed out at the end of teh second mission as I had parked up nicely in a space saving manner in the hangar |
05-11-09, 05:08 PM | #12 |
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What is this flag that is painted on that tail of yours?
Do I smell conspiracy?
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05-11-09, 05:09 PM | #13 |
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Why did I get shot up at the end of the game... If it is about the sholder shooting I did. Im sorry. but thats no need to go shooting me, all you needed to do was tell me to stop, and I will.
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05-16-09, 06:17 AM | #14 |
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Definately as I have about 5 kills now.
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05-11-09, 05:17 PM | #15 |
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Task Force!
There is something you NEVER EVER should do and thats called ''Shoulder shooting'' that can get you Kicked and Banned on most public servers and for good reason they do. if you see a friendly already chasing a enemy fighter DO NOT SHOOT over his Cockpit to hit the enemy, there is a Risk you hit a friendly that way. because I was trailing this I-185 getting in firing range till I saw blue tracers fly all around my cockpit, looking on my six and saw you. you may know I was typing the console commands to kick you out of the server. there are certain things that can make me very mad, shouldershooting is one of them and you came to notice that in the groundstrafing at you. biggest infraction you can commit in IL2 MP is shouldershooting a Player aircraft on the same team. I'm fine if you do this with the AI as they will do the same to you, but you NEVER EVER do this to anyone of the same team. we don't tell you to stop shouldershooting Task Force, you simply NEVER do such action. Understood? now, be glad...Freisler will have you shot after the kuban Campaign too. HunterICX
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