16/01/1943
patrol 3...damn what a long day...
On the toillet:
HunterICX: So dowly, you think goering will show up with new aircraft?
Dowly: I doubt it.
HunterICX: Never saw him going that red.
Dowly: he was coooooking alright
HunterICX: *sniff* Dowly! is that you!
Dowly: tee-hee!
HunterICX: Discusting! Damn!
*Kratos enters the toillet*
Kratos: Well guys...we got...our OW BLOODY HELL WHATS THAT SMELL!
HunterICX: Its dowly, lets get the hell out of here!!!!!
Take off-
HunterICX: Yaaaaaaaay, new aircraft!
Goering: AND YOU ALL KEEPZ THEM IN ONE PIEZE NOW!
Kratos: Will try my best.
Xabbarus: Damn doctor...everyhing just hurts
Dowly: Well he had to pull you back to your original size..thats not pretty
Xabbarus: Yeah, just a second longer and I would have killed that damn doctor.
Radio chatter -
HunterICX: what are we actually doing this late in the afternoon
Dowly: patrolling....nothing special.
Kratos: Finally I can keep my aircraft in 1 piece
Dowly: I certainly hope so
HunterICX: Hehehehe....cant imagine goering face if we did it again
Dowly: oooh...what do I see there!
Xabbarus: IL2's unescorted!
Kratos: thats better
Dowly: turkey shooting time!
HunterICX: I still would be carefull with those rear gunners..the PE2 from the mission earlier peppered my engine.
Dowly: dont worry! I,m going in!
HunterICX: ah well, lets go!
HunterICX: Holy crap, what are those IL2 made out of?
Xabbarus: Paper I guess
Dowly: *ah ah ah staying alive staying alive..*
Kratos: ow boy.....
USSR rear gunner: NEXT TIME DOWLY, NEXT TIME!!!!!!
Dowly: Huh? do I know you?
USSR Rear gunner: I am your father...
Dowly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kratos: WAKE UP FERRET!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!
Dowly: Whu..wa...?
Kratos: Whats up with you man! you where snoring throught the radio and your aircraft was floating away from us.
Dowly: I had a fecking nightmare!
HunterICX: you always fall asleep when having easy targets
Dowly: I'm afraid so.
Xabbarus: Hunter finish that last one and lets go home...I'm getting quiet the appetite.
Kratos: yeah, same here.
HunterICX: thats number 2, now lets get out of here.
Landing-
Goering: OW good Job jungenz! you all made it!
Dowly: Whats for dinner?
Goering: Kartoffelsalat mit bradwurst
Xabbarus: what makes you in such good mood?
Goering: well, for the firzt time you all four maze it back to baze!
HunterICX: Ow boy, sound good to me
HunterICX: on the ground at last
Xabbarus: where's kratos?
Dowly: there he is...
HunterICX: hurry up, we are hungry
Dowly: that doesnt look right!
Xabbarus: Nope...he is going to fast
Kratos: ow..bugger!
HunterICX: Oh...oooh...
Dowly: indeed...
Xabbarus: thats not the worst part..look the door of the tower opens
Dowly: RUN KRATOS RUUUUN!!!!!!!
Goering: HERE !!!! COMEZ YETZ HERE!!!!!! VERDAMMTS DU SCHWEIN!!!!!!!
Kratos: Leave me aloooone!
HunterICX: Didnt knew goering could run that fast
Xabbarus: Surprised he even can walk.
Dowly: lets go..I,m really hungry
End of patrol 3