Christmas is coming I see
You can drop 6 and 7 off the list though, Santa has already provided us with those. Also 8 to to some extent, although it depends on who made the campaign. At least lurker_hlb3 has plenty of intel messages on enemy movements in his mods.
A good subsitute for #6 could be: I would like the collision with a rubber raft not sound the same as with a 10,000 ton merchant. Try a spy insertion mission and you know what I mean