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Originally Posted by Stealth Hunter
Granted, but you die when an airplane hits you and paralyzes you. Hence, a nice fall from 40,000 feet. 
I wish that everyday was Sunday. |
Granted. All the 9-5ers are on permanent unpaid vacation, and every day of the week is Sunday. The economy undergoes a great shift and is subsequently driven by the masses of retail and restaurant workers relegated to working on Sundays. Any post-secondary education is deemed useless in this new world, where the guy who flips your burgers starts making your old salary. Furthermore, forget about doing any yardwork outside of your home; Christian extremists are on the march and are lynching anyone caught not relaxing on the Sabbath. This strange bizarro world is a total inversion of society. Anarchy reigns supreme.
I wish I had an endless supply of single malt scotch.