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Old 11-14-09, 05:51 AM   #21
HunterICX
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That evening in the Gulagwaffle's Barrack.

*Schroeder throws knifes onto a picture on the wall of a Panzer III*
Schroeder: I'll get you, next time!
HunterICX: You had your chance the second sortie....but I think you've learned that flying too low over wagons that carry ammo for those fascists is not a good thing to do.
Schroeder:but but I'm fliyng a IL2!
HunterICX: which still has some design flaws...its the 1st in it's series...Ratpor1 is working on it.
Schroeder: Ah....Potato.
*Potato does a funny walk and hold himself against the wall*
Schroeder: Too much of the Vodka ingredient?
Potato: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.....*hic*
HunterICX: Explains the attempt to fly with one wing at that take off.
Potato: If I diwnd't ghit those Fuuuel Depot's I woud've succeeded...hehe
Schroeder: that would have proven that the equipment of the people's party is superior.
HunterICX: Ah well better luck next time.
*door opens and Oberon comes in followed by the General Commisar of the NKVD Raptor1*
Oberon: I knew it! I knew it! that barrel wasn't part of the flight controls in my Hurricane
Raptor1: Correct
Oberon: It was you! hiding behind the panel
Raptor1: correct, I had orders to shoot the leading Polski officer if he tried anything funny.
Oberon: Repeat please
Raptor1: Silence! I should've have shot you when you buzzed Comrade Hunter..how dare you to buzz a people's aircraft and land on the wrong airbase!
Oberon: How I dare? I'm the The People's Repeative Polski Airman!
HunterICX: Figures.....
Oberon: Repeat, Please!
HunterICX: ugh....
*Potato loses balance and crashed into the desk*
Raptor1: *aims mosin-nagant*
HunterICX: No Comrade!, Sgt.Potato has been testing if the people's potatos where good enough for the vodka they brewed last night
Raptor1: Ah...ok.
*Raptor1 passes the photo of the Panzer III when a knife passed close to his face and hits the Panzer III*
Raptor1: YOU!
Schroeder: watch out where you going!
Raptor1: Grrmmmmm
Oberon: Repeat, please!
*all look at Oberon*
Oberon: Uh...oh.....
*Oberon storms out of the GulagWaffle's Barrack*

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