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Old 07-21-18, 01:40 PM   #1853
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Originally Posted by Jimbuna View Post
He looked at me looking at him and said "What the (expletive) are you looking at?"

I swear to God an instantaneous red mist descended and without giving much thought I passed the trolley to the wife and 'fell' on him, knocking the wind out of his sails and applied the good old tried and tested wrist lock technique which took him to the ground then applying an elbow spiral to maintain total control over the sad basum.

Store security were only five or so seconds away apparently already having observed the worm on the store security cameras.
I sure hope someone got that on their iphone. Searching Youtube now.
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