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Report of counter-espionage efforts
I. The investigation concerning Conscripts Schroeder and XabbaRus has been passed on to NKVD authorities due to suspected counter-revolutionary relations.
II. Pilot Kratos and Conscript Red Max will be deprived of combat rations for the following 3 weeks for contaminating the People's aircraft.
III. Task Force is hereby demoted to Shock Pilot 3rd Class for abusing the People's property.
IV. Regular sweeps of all aircraft and facilities will now be conducted due to reports of Fascist espionage equipment planted in order to reveal the secret -CENSORED-.
V. Everybody who is right-handed is hereby ordered to report to Barracks #17 for investigation regarding the sabotage of 2 of our campaign, including one -CENSORED-.
VI. By decree of the Party, all trees will from now on be regarded as spies and subjected to treatment as such.