Overheard this morning in the Palace of the Kings...
"Hi honey. Listen, I'm going down to the market to pick up a few things, and I need some septims for..."
"Dammit, woman, what happened to the purseful of gold I gave you last week?"
"I spent it on ebony ingots! You think I pulled that bow I gave you out of my backside? No, never mind, that's fine. I'll just make do with steel from now on, so what if we get eaten by bears because you can't one-shot them anymore, at least we'll still be rich when we're dead..."
"...*sigh*..."
Edit: OMG I just noticed he's actually wearing his wedding ring! *faint*