[Hottentot]

Back in Soviet Union (yeah, sue me), there is an empty house with a piece of paper on the table. The paper reads in descending order:

"13:45. I'm off to watch a political education film with comrades, after which we shall discuss the glorious future and best ways of achieving communism. I'll be home late. Long live the Party!
-Father"

"15:15. Hi all, I visited home, but had to leave again. I'm going to the factory, after which me and the shock worker comrades shall celebrate the shining equality the Party has given us by letting women work in factories. There is a meal ready in the fridge. Don't expect me before midnight. Long live the Party!
Yours: Mother."

"16:30. Greetings, dear family! I'm sorry I can't participate in our home activities today. I need to attend a Komsomol meeting. We shall be discussing our new methods of cultural revolution and how to better educate people of their duties and place in the mighty new system. I'll try not to wake you up when I come home. Long live the Party!
Son"

"18:00. Hello. I ate all alone. Since no one was home, I left to spend time with my Pioneer comrades. We are going to sing songs of great Lenin and our fatherly Stalin all night! I think I'll be sleeping in the Pioneer house, that the Party has given us in their wisdom and love. Long live the Party!
See you! Daughter."

"23:10. I have stolen everything you owned. Thanks to the Party!
Sincerely: Burglar."