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Old 12-21-09, 11:41 PM   #32
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EVERY GIVEN SUNDAY THERE'S A SHOCK.
...and an unpredicted Torpedo Bowl Matchup.



The Pro Pick Em in the first week of the post season - Raiders, Browns, Bucs, ... and Every Given Sunday.

Are you kidding me? Not even Guru Neal Stevens would have picked those four, and naturally, the $4M jackpots to next week...meaning, DONATE TO SUBSIM.

Commercial break is over, back to the football.

After back dooring their way into the post season with three straight losses, and then needing favorable results in other games to win the SubSimmers division, and what many consider "lucky" to make the playoffs', have recreated the magic of their week 7 win over Helmand Nighthawks. Proving it was no fluke by spoiling the run of the #1 seeded Nighthawks, defeating them 100 - 86. Every Given Sunday advance to the Torpedo Bowl final.

No one saw that coming, in particular the defending Torpedo Bowl champions, the Dragons, who after getting bruised in the final week of the regular season against the BP Badasses, came back to avenge their loss with a 136 - 103. In week 5, the Dragons defeated Every Given Sunday 88-70, and the Torpedo Bowl match up looks intense.

"We're going in there with our game plan, to match up, and come away with our second trophy," Coach Rick of the Dragons stated in a press conference.

Every Given Sunday Coach Aramike had a different approach to the game. "Free beer and lap dances if we win."

The losses in the Championship round relegate the Helmand Nighthawks to hosting the BP Badasses, the number #1 and #2 seeds in the play off for the bronze medal.

In the Consolation Series, the premier game was the Wild Boston Terriers hosting the Mudville Nine. The Nine were able to get their nose slightly in front in a low scoring game, taking the win 92-75. The Mudville Nine advance to the 5th place game against the Ded Poets, who decimated the Green Beans 121-87. The Green Beans will meet the Wild Boston terriers in the playoff for 7th place.

"Not where we wanted to be," Coach McBee was heard to say.

There were a few other Coaches having word this weekend. Steve Smith of the Australian Taipans and Ben Roethlisberger of the Show Me Your TD's both put up great numbers, (157 yards and 508 yards respectively) to no avail, both Coaches left watching the post season from their respective couches.

So here we are, one final week, and the biggest game of the year sees the Dragons (#3) hosting Every Given Sunday (#4) in perhaps the most unpredicted Torpedo Bowl game. Next week, we will know who the best coach is. Can Coach Rick do it again and make it two in a row, or will the new upstart "party-hard" Coach Aramike pull off the biggest upset of the year, and steal the crown?

Stick around, the best game of the year is about to begin.

Each week, the Associated Subsim Writers (ASW) will nominated their Most Valuable Torpedo (MVT) of the week, the single player who proved decisive in their teams performance.

In week fifteen, the Associated Subsim Writers are pleased to present, for 308 yards, 4 TD's and scoring 33 points, Peyton Manning of the Ded Poets is the Week fifteen MVT.


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