So they made a game where you can actually watch the corn grow?
What is next? Painting Simulator 2016
"Experience the raw enjoyment of watching paint dry in real time!!!"
or
Sloth Keeper 2017
"Hey kids, ever want to take care of your very own sloth? Go ahead, call him. He will respond.. eventually."
GlacierSim 2018
"Simulates an actual glacier. This new version includes the exclusive Slo-mo vision so you don't miss any of the glacier action!"