We're sorry to have to interrupt this program to make the following important announcement:
Due to a sudden escalation in violent incidents between the Pacifico and Atlantico sub gangs, and following reccomendations from the Lord Chief Justice and a recent home office review, the government has unanimously decided to reclassify submarine simulations as Class A simulations. Consequently, anyone found in posession of a submarine simulation will face prosecution, a 2000 pound fine and risk a custodial sentence of up to 3 years. Anyone found supplying submarine simulations will be castigated....which is very painfull indeed.
Good evening.
