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Old 07-09-14, 05:56 PM   #74
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Originally Posted by Tango589 View Post
I was carrying my can of lubricant, it's what the priest 'hazed' me with...handle first!

I thought the constant Crazy Ivans were a side effect of drinking 'bilge brew': that lethal mixture of coffee, axle grease, bathtub vodka (made with donnas' bath water) and molasses. That stuff is only good for stripping paint or drinking.
He was supposed to use the spout, that's why you always want your can full.....

The stew...you left out Wolferz's ground up testes on the dock that I mistook for a jellyfish or sea snail that ended up in the stew.....Someone needs to check and see if donna used it all or froze some for later use...
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