So I got my concealed carry permit yesterday, and went over to Wal*Mart to get a small 9mm pistol for home protection.
When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun-control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was telling me how I should place my credit card in the card reader!
I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions a little easier for seniors.
I still don't think I looked that bad.
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