A few years ago we took our boy to a disco organised by the school PTA. There was food, a kids' magician and then, bugger me, who should come on stage but
Elvis Presley! If you'd blown on me I would've fallen over, honest!
Imagine my disappointment, however, when he turned out to be just some local bloke doing an impersonation of 'The King'. I thought about asking for my money back.