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Old 01-22-19, 11:06 AM   #219
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Default ''THE DUKES OF HAZARD''

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Self explanatory really. Dear oh dear, some people will never learn but one thing in his favour...he was wearing sunglasses.
PERHAPS HE'S SIMPLY "STAYED TOO LONG(97) AND HE'S GOTTEN SLITTY- EYED...FROM THE SUN!' https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/prince-philip/8544598/Duke-of-Edinburgh-defends-slitty-eyed-gaffe.html IN CALIFORNIA THIS WOULD BE GROUNDS FOR A ELDER DRIVING ASSESSMENT TEST https://www.dmv.ca.gov/portal/dmv/?1dmy&urile=wcm:path:/dmv_content_en/dmv/about/senior/driverlicense/reexam BOTH OF MY PARENTS WERE DEMENTIA CASES; AND AFTER ONE ACCIDENT WITH MY DAD DRIVING AND A DISAPPEARANCE IN HIS CAR FOR A DAY REQUIRING A POLICE A.P.B, I REMOVED MY DAD'S KEY FROM HIS RING AND PUT A DUMMY KEY FROM THE DEALER ON IT-(HE NEVER FIGURED OUT "WHY THE DAMN CAR WOULDN'T START") AND, LATER, IN MY MOM'S CASE WHEN SHE STILL TRIED TO BACK OUT OF THE GARAGE (WITH THE DOORS OPEN EVEN THOUGH HER YOUNGER KIDS HAD EMPLOYED A DAILY DRIVER) I SMPLY PULLED THE ROTOR OFF THE DISTRIBUTER AND THE OLDSMOBILE SAT FOR THE NEXT FIVE YEARS TILL DONATED TO A CHARITY; THIS SAVED THEM FROM LAWSUITS TO PRESERVE THEIR RETIREMENT FUNDS, HOUSE...AND SOME DIGNITY.
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